welp

sideblog/personal: pothoved

[anxietyproblem]

[wellwaterhysteria]

if i don't get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[motherfucker-unlimited]

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

[guooey]

me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person

[rottingfacade]

I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[funnytwittertweets]

[brothfan1997]

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[audiobook-mike]

I genuinely mean this, I hope all 5 of those Supreme Court members who voted Yes have to live their lives getting harassed and are extremely bothered till their last dying breath.

Bother them, make their lives miserable, make them not want to leave their homes.

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[theconcealedweapon]

If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.

That's why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they're ordered to.

[thisisalovestry]

i love you mango i love you peaches i love you raspberries i love you strawberries i love you pineapple

[sadhoc]

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

[chismosavirus]

[ot3]

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry