Kyle And Jason

Both of us use He/Him

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Kyle Clauger and Jason Jepson

Both of us use he/him. Nighthawk football players. History nerd and theater nerd respectively.

Hey!! Kyle here. I made this account to share with Jason. Seeing as he loses his phone enough to have to continually borrow Max and I’s phones.

Fucking rude.

It’s true though.

Says the guy who broke his phone and had to borrow everyone else’s for over a month

This is mean your being mean to me.

You started it!

Whatever…. As you guys can see I (Kyle) will be using orange text and Jason will be using blue.

Feel free to send us asks!

(Ooc: I had to make them. Alive Kyle and Jason, they go with my max account @star-jagerman and that universe. My main is @sleepinginpanic)

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Well I’m happy for her. Max will be pleased.

Who is her????? Why will max be pleased???? What did you do??????

Uhhh we gotta wait for Max to talk to his dad first.

Gotta let him have his “villain” speech

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What did you guys do???

Just getting someone out of the house

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(///∇///) I'll watch some puppet history whileni wait

-M

Awesome!!!

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What’s the plan??? What are you guys doing??

Well it’s been done now.

Holy shit that was a lot of work.

Of course it was, what should have been years got turned into hours

True. Well I’m happy for her

Ya thank god. Max will be pleased

Oh ya

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Ok :3

-M

;3

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Kyle, if you ever come back, do you like caramel popcorn?

-M

I do!!! Hopefully once everything calms down I’ll get to stop by :)

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How long have you guys been planning???

Uhhh Max has been planning this since he was like… 12? 13?

Kyle and I only found out about it when we were 16.

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The plan is starting

Oh fuck

Alright, shit. I though I was gonna get a few more years at least

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Your Richie misses you

awwwww! We miss him too!!

Tell him we love him

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Both of them are panicking about it understandably

I’d be panicked too, I am panicked

Same.

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Yeah, her parents called his dad and it got numbed up to today

Jesus fucking Christ

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They’re getting married at the courthouse today

WHAT

HOLY SHIT

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Hi..I'm the other Richie I was told to meet you guys?

Oh hi!!!! Hello!

Jason he’s adorable!! Shhh don’t scare him off

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Hi....

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Hi! It’s so good to meet you! We- well we haven’t really heard much about you but it’s still so cool to be meeting you!

Kyle your gonna overwhelm him

Oh sorry

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Its...fine sorry it's just strange seeing you both act nice to me

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Oh.. that’s totally not deeply sad to me

I’m sorry other us are such jerks

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

It's fine you guys aren't the worst of the other asshole jocks....

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Still ya know, sorry.

I kinda wish I could talk to your Max. Say sorry too or something

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Yeah..I get that..

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Soo uhh tell us about yourself!

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

I'm on the swim team and the gymnastics team....that's all I'm allowed to talk about...

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Allowed?

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

....my parents and um...Brad along with the rest of the Jocks don't want me to talk about anything else...

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Well your not in your world right now, so it’s not like you can get in trouble

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Hi..I'm the other Richie I was told to meet you guys?

Oh hi!!!! Hello!

Jason he’s adorable!! Shhh don’t scare him off

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Hi....

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Hi! It’s so good to meet you! We- well we haven’t really heard much about you but it’s still so cool to be meeting you!

Kyle your gonna overwhelm him

Oh sorry

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Its...fine sorry it's just strange seeing you both act nice to me

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Oh.. that’s totally not deeply sad to me

I’m sorry other us are such jerks

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

It's fine you guys aren't the worst of the other asshole jocks....

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Still ya know, sorry.

I kinda wish I could talk to your Max. Say sorry too or something

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Yeah..I get that..

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Soo uhh tell us about yourself!

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

I'm on the swim team and the gymnastics team....that's all I'm allowed to talk about...

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Allowed?

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Hi..I'm the other Richie I was told to meet you guys?

Oh hi!!!! Hello!

Jason he’s adorable!! Shhh don’t scare him off

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Hi....

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Hi! It’s so good to meet you! We- well we haven’t really heard much about you but it’s still so cool to be meeting you!

Kyle your gonna overwhelm him

Oh sorry

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Its...fine sorry it's just strange seeing you both act nice to me

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Oh.. that’s totally not deeply sad to me

I’m sorry other us are such jerks

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

It's fine you guys aren't the worst of the other asshole jocks....

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Still ya know, sorry.

I kinda wish I could talk to your Max. Say sorry too or something

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Yeah..I get that..

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Soo uhh tell us about yourself!

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Hi..I'm the other Richie I was told to meet you guys?

Oh hi!!!! Hello!

Jason he’s adorable!! Shhh don’t scare him off

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Hi....

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Hi! It’s so good to meet you! We- well we haven’t really heard much about you but it’s still so cool to be meeting you!

Kyle your gonna overwhelm him

Oh sorry

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

Its...fine sorry it's just strange seeing you both act nice to me

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Oh.. that’s totally not deeply sad to me

I’m sorry other us are such jerks

[bestswimmerinhatchethigh]

It's fine you guys aren't the worst of the other asshole jocks....

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

Still ya know, sorry.

I kinda wish I could talk to your Max. Say sorry too or something