Wes, no.

My brother (read: annoying little fuck trophy of mom) decided that taking pictures of Danny was a good prank idea. This strengthens the infatuation/crush/stalking allegations baby bro. ((Creds to @noemmss for the profile pic))

[kyle-weston]

happy pride month

[kyle-weston]

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[kyle-weston]

Ranking my Exes’ on how scared I felt when they tried to mutilate me :D!!!

Johansen -Tried to kill me with his bike after I survived a bombing, not fun 😒

Eli -Scarred my face— near my left eye so I’m permanently Hester Shaw ❤️❤️❤️.

Tanya -Broke my leg and a few of my ribs, effectively doing what Johansen’s bike should have done.

Kathy -Apparently Johansen was her boyfriend, found me, and tried to blow me up in a warehouse. (Which i obviously survived, when I went back to Johansen’s cabin, he tried to run me over with the

Dorothea -Putting me under while stealing my vocal cords, keeping them in a jar, thanks ☺️

Jamie -one of the many that became a mercenary, tried to disfigure my already disfigured face (thanks Eli)

[thebetterweston]

the way you posted this on the second of april just to really drill into people's heads that you're not lying is so amusing to me i cant

[kyle-weston]

no shit dickhead also didnt you personally disfigure El?

[thebetterweston]

wtv bro

[thebetterweston]

why r you using their nickname?

[kyle-weston]

did i? oh

[your-local-shapeshifter]

who in fucks name hits on someone when they have a knife to your throat 'n have threatened death three times so far.

[sora-guinevere]

Masochists I believe.

[kyle-weston]

funny how youre describing urself

[kyle-weston]

Ranking my Exes’ on how scared I felt when they tried to mutilate me :D!!!

Johansen -Tried to kill me with his bike after I survived a bombing, not fun 😒

Eli -Scarred my face— near my left eye so I’m permanently Hester Shaw ❤️❤️❤️.

Tanya -Broke my leg and a few of my ribs, effectively doing what Johansen’s bike should have done.

Kathy -Apparently Johansen was her boyfriend, found me, and tried to blow me up in a warehouse. (Which i obviously survived, when I went back to Johansen’s cabin, he tried to run me over with the

Dorothea -Putting me under while stealing my vocal cords, keeping them in a jar, thanks ☺️

Jamie -one of the many that became a mercenary, tried to disfigure my already disfigured face (thanks Eli)

[thebetterweston]

the way you posted this on the second of april just to really drill into people's heads that you're not lying is so amusing to me i cant

[kyle-weston]

no shit dickhead also didnt you personally disfigure El?

[petr1kov]

billford.mp4

[petr1kov]

i immediately clocked them as epically divorced so i am glad about that, yes

[mossmakesstuff]

@c0nstantlyscreaming more reason for you to watch Gravity Falls: The toxic yaoi

[hiro--aoki]

Lrt me prove something to my mother.

Reblog if shaving body hair, not including head hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes, was a beauty standard created by men to have control over women's bodies and make them look more child like for their gaze.

[kyle-weston]

when I was teaching wes how to speak, I continued to ignore his difficulty with the L sound. It's fine, he'll grow ot of it, he's a fast learner (I was what? 11?)

Now I show him a flashcard of a leaf

"Eaf!" Pauses, "NYEAF!"

I blink, then make a "La" sound.

"Nya." Pauses, more frustrated, "NYA!"

I shrug, holding him a flashcard of a flag.

A look of determination crosses his face.

And he proceeds to say flag.

Without the L.

Then Points at ME. Not the flashcard. ME.

[kyle-weston]

Siren.

Deceiver.

Should I file a restraining order on you Thea?

[wes-weston-ghostly-blog]

*harsh breathing*

I still stand that Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom...

There's nothing one can say or do to change my mind.

[kyle-weston]

There’s no way

[goddamnitmahtin]

Master Post

Okay so I figure I might as well put one of these together. There's going to be a couple categories just so it’s easier to navigate.

In the multi-part aus, these are aus that are works that have more than one part but may not have reached the conclusion I have planned or there is no end planned.

The one shot category will have works with only one part and prompts that I came up with on the fly.

I'll also add a section for my reposts.

Multi-Part AUs

Jason is a Teenage Dad: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Fuck You Tim (Not Really): Winner's Choice, Damian's Babysitter, Seabreeze or Amaretto Sour

One Shots

dc x dp idea, dc x dp idea 2, dc x dp idea 3

The Fenton Effect, Beauty and the Beast, A Smooth Criminal, Wait for Me, Danny's Designer Friend, dc x dp group chat shenanigans, Welcome to the Family, a dc x dp au

Reposts

Bird Questions, Tim's Coffee Dealer, Height of Stupidity, Pavloved Jason

PSA: I mentioned it in another post but I will put it here too. In order to protect my own sanity since I’m kinda going through a lot, I’m not gonna be pushing myself to update when I don’t have the motivation. Getting asks really helps me find the motivation and helps me with writers block so don’t be afraid to ask for another part of whatever in progress AU that you enjoy.

[kyle-weston]

how does one stop a green dog from following you?

[s0ur-cook3is]

Dog treats? :<

[kyle-weston]

yeah I'll try that

[s0ur-cook3is]

It always works! Or throw a stick- or toy for them to play with :>

[kyle-weston]

the dog is growing bigger. Um.

[s0ur-cook3is]

Oh no...

Uh- hand it a toy!-

[kyle-weston]

it's taking me somewhere and we are currently In traffic si yeah

[kyle-weston]

how does one stop a green dog from following you?

[s0ur-cook3is]

Dog treats? :<

[kyle-weston]

yeah I'll try that

[s0ur-cook3is]

It always works! Or throw a stick- or toy for them to play with :>

[kyle-weston]

the dog is growing bigger. Um.

[kyle-weston]

how does one stop a green dog from following you?

[s0ur-cook3is]

Dog treats? :<

[kyle-weston]

yeah I'll try that

[kyle-weston]

how does one stop a green dog from following you?

[s0ur-cook3is]

Dog treats? :<

[kyle-weston]

how does one stop a green dog from following you?

[kyle-weston]

Happy pride month