Kyle, no

I'm the better Kyle (I'm his older brother)

[kyle-weston]

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[thebetterweston]

South, you good?

[kyle-weston]

Ranking my Exes’ on how scared I felt when they tried to mutilate me :D!!!

Johansen -Tried to kill me with his bike after I survived a bombing, not fun 😒

Eli -Scarred my face— near my left eye so I’m permanently Hester Shaw ❤️❤️❤️.

Tanya -Broke my leg and a few of my ribs, effectively doing what Johansen’s bike should have done.

Kathy -Apparently Johansen was her boyfriend, found me, and tried to blow me up in a warehouse. (Which i obviously survived, when I went back to Johansen’s cabin, he tried to run me over with the

Dorothea -Putting me under while stealing my vocal cords, keeping them in a jar, thanks ☺️

Jamie -one of the many that became a mercenary, tried to disfigure my already disfigured face (thanks Eli)

[thebetterweston]

the way you posted this on the second of april just to really drill into people's heads that you're not lying is so amusing to me i cant

[kyle-weston]

no shit dickhead also didnt you personally disfigure El?

[thebetterweston]

wtv bro

[thebetterweston]

why r you using their nickname?

[kyle-weston]

Ranking my Exes’ on how scared I felt when they tried to mutilate me :D!!!

Johansen -Tried to kill me with his bike after I survived a bombing, not fun 😒

Eli -Scarred my face— near my left eye so I’m permanently Hester Shaw ❤️❤️❤️.

Tanya -Broke my leg and a few of my ribs, effectively doing what Johansen’s bike should have done.

Kathy -Apparently Johansen was her boyfriend, found me, and tried to blow me up in a warehouse. (Which i obviously survived, when I went back to Johansen’s cabin, he tried to run me over with the

Dorothea -Putting me under while stealing my vocal cords, keeping them in a jar, thanks ☺️

Jamie -one of the many that became a mercenary, tried to disfigure my already disfigured face (thanks Eli)

[thebetterweston]

the way you posted this on the second of april just to really drill into people's heads that you're not lying is so amusing to me i cant

[kyle-weston]

no shit dickhead also didnt you personally disfigure El?

[thebetterweston]

wtv bro

[kyle-weston]

Ranking my Exes’ on how scared I felt when they tried to mutilate me :D!!!

Johansen -Tried to kill me with his bike after I survived a bombing, not fun 😒

Eli -Scarred my face— near my left eye so I’m permanently Hester Shaw ❤️❤️❤️.

Tanya -Broke my leg and a few of my ribs, effectively doing what Johansen’s bike should have done.

Kathy -Apparently Johansen was her boyfriend, found me, and tried to blow me up in a warehouse. (Which i obviously survived, when I went back to Johansen’s cabin, he tried to run me over with the

Dorothea -Putting me under while stealing my vocal cords, keeping them in a jar, thanks ☺️

Jamie -one of the many that became a mercenary, tried to disfigure my already disfigured face (thanks Eli)

[thebetterweston]

the way you posted this on the second of april just to really drill into people's heads that you're not lying is so amusing to me i cant

[warcrimesimulator]

no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

[hyperlexichypatia]

Part of "Children are not the property of their parents" is "Children should not suffer for their parents' decisions."

[thebetterweston]

does.. regressing back to your age (puberty or childhood) physically, mean going through what you've had after childhood or puberty?? like. adult becomes a child. child experiences averything adult had but in reverse. does that happen.

[suns-blissful-gaze]

I don't think so..... Unless it's in a situation where that's the case.

[thebetterweston]

i can tell that wsnt your brother's case

[suns-blissful-gaze]

Wait. He REGRESSED!? PHYSICALLY??

[thebetterweston]

i. dont know. he doesnt remember anything so this is a case of fucked up anon magic not as fucked up as the time i almost accepted received baby tom riddle from an anon but anywho, i'll ignore many messages after this becayse SOME IDITO DECIDED TO TAP DANCE ON THELEDGEHJ TOG A EPPD

[thebetterweston]

does.. regressing back to your age (puberty or childhood) physically, mean going through what you've had after childhood or puberty?? like. adult becomes a child. child experiences averything adult had but in reverse. does that happen.

[suns-blissful-gaze]

I don't think so..... Unless it's in a situation where that's the case.

[thebetterweston]

i can tell that wsnt your brother's case

[thebetterweston]

does.. regressing back to your age (puberty or childhood) physically, mean going through what you've had after childhood or puberty?? like. adult becomes a child. child experiences averything adult had but in reverse. does that happen.

[thebetterweston]

Who decided shoving a spear up their ass would be a good idea???

[thebetterweston]

People I don’t give a shit anymore:

-Jehovah Witnesses when there’s a blood transfusion that will save their life

-Wes

-Jerry

-Silver Spoon

-my will to live

[wonderjanga]

marvel: there's an easy & quick solution to get rid of all rapists permanently

batman: marvel we don't kill. no matter how awful-

marvel: what- kill? no I'm talking about removing their genitals

batman: ...huh

marvel: with magic obviously :D

marvel quickly became jason favorite hero (after wonder woman obv)

The silence in the meeting room was so damn loud.

GL: “You… you can just do that?” *hand moves in front of his balls*

Marvel: “Yeah!” *smiling like nothing is wrong*

Another silence passed through the room.

Batman: *clears throat* “Well, Captain, mutilation is also wrong.”

Marvel: “It’s not mutilation.”

Batman: “Pardon.”

Marvel: “I can just make it slip right off. Like… what’s a good comparison? Okay, imagine ice cream falling off of a cone.”

Green Arrow could be seen staring at him from the corner of his eye with a slightly horrified expression.

Green Arrow: “Cap, how many people have you done this to?”

Marvel: “1321.”

Supes: “Is that an estimate—”

Marvel: “No, 1321.”

Supes: “Oh.”

JL: *look to each other*

Marvel: “What’s wrong?”

Flash: “Nothing— Nothing. So, it’s just rapists, right?”

Marvel: “Yes?”

Flash: “So, if I made you really mad one day, you wouldn’t do that to me, right?”

Marvel: “Of course not! I only do that to people who really annoy me that I don’t know.”

Batman: “What.”

Marvel: “But don’t worry I make a temporary for them.”

GL: “Temporary…?”

Marvel: “Yeah. When it’s temporary, it’ll grow back after a couple hours.”

Flash: *a little relieved now* “Oh, okay.”

Marvel: “Y’know, someone once told me it came back healthier.”

Aquaman: *suddenly interested in the convo* “Oh?”

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[thebetterweston]

this.

[thebetterweston]

House MD but the cast act as fanon depictions of them self, making fun of whoever suggested the use that House could be nice.

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

I don’t like my skin

[thebetterweston]

you a she now?

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

… not that kind of dysmorphia

[thebetterweston]

oh. do u want the duvet?

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

yeah

[thebetterweston]

👍

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

I don’t like my skin

[thebetterweston]

you a she now?

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

… not that kind of dysmorphia

[thebetterweston]

oh. do u want the duvet?

[weasley-west-wes-weselton-weston]

I don’t like my skin

[thebetterweston]

you a she now?

[rin-wattson]

hahahah... my brother is turning 32.. OLD FART.

[thebetterweston]

is this how I find out I'm older than him.

[rin-wattson]

HUHHHH- WAIT WHAT

[thebetterweston]

I'm like. 36.