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if you send one of these, i might either not answer, delete the ask, or redirect you to this section of my pinned
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@i-am-the-crab
@the-clown-crab
@am-i-a-crab
@actually-ao3
@terrencecrab
@washington-offical-2
@narcissas-wildroses
@real-microsoft-outlook
@how-many-crab
@c0rvid-19
@wikipedia-the-official
@real-microsoft-outlook
@laiciffo-dnalyram
@secretly-a-goose
@evilducks-offical
as of July 20th 2025:
what we are okay with: shipping (if fine with other person also. please contact us if you are not okay with something gimmick related), interaction from basically anyone, gimmick blog interactions, normal blog interactions, anons that cause arcs, fanart, fanfic
what we are not okay with: sexual jokes/anything sexual about us and/or our gimmick, judgement and hatred, anons that end arcs arbitrarily, anons that are rude about me or others, literal photos of gore, chain asks, ADULT fanart, ADULT fanfic, copypastas
this blog is owned by a minor, but we have no dni. we ask that you keep your adult stuff out of our inbox, though.
please send us an ask or DM if there is confusion about any of this :3
I want to mention that we hate the suffix 'slop', and the word slop. We will still reblog posts with the term (e.g. AI slop), but it's mostly only when the post makes a good point or whatever.
Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.
there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
Hi everyone. My name is M and I'm a terminally/chronically ill trans individual. I love my Dad more than life itself and I want to spend my final days with him. I have juvenile lupus, diabetes, double kidney failure amongst other things. I am ineligible for a kidney transplant due to all my comorbidities. Therefore, I have been given 6 months to live.
We've already raised $2500 for first + lasts, so we are just looking to raise $500 for moving costs. We'd be so beyond grateful.
Hey. If people aren't aware, Microsoft admitted they know who you and where you are at all times and will give your info to the police.
They have a Global Device Identifier (GDID) Tracker that functions as a fingerprint for your PC that can surpass VPNs, proxy servers and countries. Although it can't survive a clean reinstall of Windows (it can survive updates), because Microsoft forces you to go to the internet and log in into a Microsoft account, they will be able to get to you.
Microsoft kept it secret and it was only found out when the FBI tracked a hacker thanks to the information Microsoft gave them.
You should be paying attention to this, and possibly consider moving away from Windows. If a government, especially the US government, doesn't like you for some reason, this could be seriously concerning.
This article specifically notes:
For journalism, activism, or domestic abuse situations, skip Windows and use Linux routed through Tor instead of a commercial VPN. A GDID doesn’t care which VPN you use, only that it’s still the same Windows installation.
GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.
Other important quotes:
What has researchers uneasy is everything else the case reveals. Costin Raiu, a well-known malware researcher, asked on the Three Buddy Problem podcast how much of this exists on other platforms, and whether it is linked more permanently to hardware. Matthew Hickey, another security researcher, called Windows “surveillance software”.
Two things back that up:
There’s no consent screen. A GDID gets assigned when you sign into a Microsoft Account. Apple’s advertising identifier needs an App Tracking Transparency prompt and a visible reset; Android’s works the same way. GDID has neither, and a Windows reinstall only gets you a new number Microsoft can still get back to the same account.
Then there’s activation. Massgrave, the group behind Microsoft Activation Scripts, notes that Windows setup sends hardware info to Microsoft and gets identifiers back, the same tokens later used for Store access and licensing: “It’s impossible to prevent Windows from getting a GDID without breaking activation and UWP app[s].” Anyone who lost a license after swapping a motherboard has already met a smaller version of this.
Here's the complaint filed to the court, the primary source for the case mentioned in the article. You can find mentions of GDID on page 30 of the document or 34 of the PDF.
You can get and use windows 11 without logging in with a microsoft account, as of five days ago. I am a local user on my computer. Don't ask me how to do it, because my computer repair guy did it when he reinstalled windows, but there are tutorials out there. Refuse to connect to internet until you're set up and can use the computer freely.
Refusing to connect to the internet doesn't help. You have to open a Command Prompt (Shift+F10) and typing start ms-cxh:localonly (and pressing enter) during installation when you get to the sign in/create stupid ms account screen
For comprehensive deets, tomshardware explains
Maintain only a local account on your Windows 11 PC.
Unless there's really really specific reasons to subject yourself to windows, please consider installing linux mint instead.
Part of me is really sad that they released joe Biden back into his natural habitat but I understand why it had to be done, they aren't meant to live in a zoo and the purpose has always been rehabilitation, I really hope he finds another joe Biden and the they have a very happy family :)
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
