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Masterlist
Here is my masterlist!
8/10/20
More than anything in the whole universe - Kylo Ren hair braiding fluff
Kylo comes back stressed and wounded - injured bathtub sex
Daddy Charlie HCs
This is short for now but I’m working on some one-shots and possibly a chapter fic!!!!
Wattpad Warning
Hey, I know I kind of disappeared but Wattpad was just bought by webtoon and they are planning to wipe all mature content from the app.
Make sure you have backups and (if they haven’t already posted about it) make sure all authors you know of are aware !
I don’t know if there is a date this is supposed to start but if I see anything I’ll update
The money porg wishes you success this year
John Oliver on Late Night with Seth Meyers on November 25, 2020 revealing how he got Adam Driver to participate in his Adam Driver bit on Last Week Tonight
We reached out to him [months ago] and said, “I don’t know if you know, um, what we’ve been doing. There’s no easy way into this conversation. We’ve been making some comments about you…would you hypothetically be interested in responding toward the end of the year. And the message came back from him saying, uh, he has heard about it, he thinks it’s um, very strange, and he’s in.
I’m thinking about Daddy Charlie today :)
writing playlist: on
google docs: open
mind: ready
Page: Blank
johnb in 1x01: *says that jj always hits on kie*
me by the 2nd episode:
her sister was a WITCH and what was her sister??? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE BRO!!!! you’re gonna look at me and tell me that i’m WRONG? AM I WRONG??? she wore a CROWN and came down in a BUBBLE DAWG!!! grow up bro grow up
I wake up
Thinking it’s gonna be another shitty day for me
And then I am sent this
https://youtu.be/PpChxAfTftU
When he said “oh shit”
I felt it in my soul
I wake up
Thinking it’s gonna be another shitty day for me
And then I am sent this
https://youtu.be/PpChxAfTftU
In the mood for thots, send me your confessions.
I want to write some blurbs and such
Hey y’all, so I made a little impulsive decision to take a break from social media but I’m back now and I’m getting ready to post a couple one shots I finished !!!
nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno
i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action.
ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex 21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience 23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease 26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex 33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face
WORDS: “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.” “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.” “i want you to touch yourself for me.” “let me hear you, baby.” “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.” “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.” “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.” “make me.” “be quiet.” “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?”
Smut + Fluff Prompt List
Dialogue Prompts By: AllOverOliver
Sinful Smut
“Try to stay quiet for me. Can you do that?”
“Spread your legs. I want to feel how turned on I made you.”
“You can add another finger. I’m ready,”
“I want to watch you take off your clothes.”
“You’re so turned on already? That was fast,”
“Lay back and touch yourself. I want to watch.”
“You want to do this right now? Even though we could get caught?”
“You’re nipples are so sensitive today,”
“Do you want to continue this in the shower?”
“You look so beautiful tied up to my bed,”
“I want you to be rough with me, please leave marks on my skin,”
“Say my name,” “Louder,”
“You say you want me, but your body seems to like it when I tease you,”
“Call me ‘Sir’ when we’re alone like this,”
“No, I’m the one that’s supposed to be making you feel good,”
“Don’t stop, whatever you do. I like that, a lot.”
“I love hearing you moan,”
“Blindfolds heighten your senses, maybe that’s why you’re whimpering louder than usual.”
“I was wondering how long you two were going to make out like that before you realize you weren’t alone.”
“Sorry, did that hurt?” “No, I’m just a little sore from last night.”
“I want to hear you beg for it.”
“I’m not wearing any panties,”
“I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you,”
“I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now,”
“Your pussy tastes so sweet,”
“I can’t wait until we’re alone. There are so many things I want to do to you right now.”
“Bite me,” “Where?”
“Were you just touching yourself?”
“What do you want for breakfast?” “Why are you asking me that at 10 o’clock at night-OH.”
“The game is, either of us is only allowed to touch the other with their mouth.”
“I love how your body loses control when you cum.”
“Fuck me like a starved animal or leave.”
“Spank me,”
“Show me how you like to be touched.”
“Harder, Deeper…”
“I want to fulfill that fantasy you’ve always wanted.”
Fluff
“I missed being with you like this,”
“I’ve been excited to see you all day.”
“You’re my perfect match,”
“No one else can compare to your loveliness,”
“The way you smile like that always turns me on,”
“Can I at least shut the door before you decide to pounce on me the moment I come home,”
“I know you said you didn’t want to be late, but you look amazing, and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now,”
“I’ll keep you warm. Hold me closer.”
“Kiss me again, like you mean it.”
“Can I have a message?”
“Truth or Dare?” “Dare”
“Move away if you don’t want this kiss.”
“If you keep kissing my face like that I’ll have to retaliate.”
“Are you my secret admirer, the one that’s been sending me all the flowers and notes?”
“Does this kiss tickle~? Haha. Why are you laughing so much?”
“You’re supposed to be washing my hair, but this feels more like a massage.”
“Hold my hand tight. I’ll protect you.”
“When do you think help will come?” “Not for a while, I guess we’re stranded here alone for the time being.”
“Can you pretend to be my partner for my friend’s wedding? I told them I’d have a plus one.”
“I’m in love with you.” “Are you finally confessing to me? Because I feel the same way.”
“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.
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PROMPT LIST | Hot Mess
1. “You know we’re meant to be.”
2. “Don’t give me false hope.”
3. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”
4. “You can do this but you can’t return my calls?”
5. “It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”
6. “Please tell me you feel the same.”
7. “I will kill anyone that looks at you the way I look at you.”
8. “I know he’s trouble but I don’t care.”
9. “The thought of losing you scares me.”
10. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
11. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
12. “You’re not going out in that outfit.”
13. “Can I join you?”
14. “You owe me a drink.”
15. “I’m surprised you came.”
16. “I’m just as shocked as you are.”
17. “Don’t give me that look.”
18. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love you.”
19. “I’m going to regret this.”
20. “I’m begging you, please don’t go.”
21. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
22. “You know you like that.”
23. “Get out of my head!”
24. “Please don’t do this to me.”
25. “You’re the one.”
26. “You again.”
27. “I’m not drunk enough yet.”
28. “You’re more than just a one night stand.”
29. “I’m carrying your child.”
30. “Here’s some money, now shut up.”
31. “I can’t stand you right now.”
32. “Why can’t I stop thinking about you?”
33. “Stop following me!”
34. “No one will hurt you as long as I’m here.”
35. “I’m in love with my best friend.”
36. “God dammit, why do you have this affect on me?!”
37. “I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”
38. “Allow me to give you the world.”
39. “At least put your guards down for me.”
40. “You can trust me.”
41. “Get dressed, we’re going out.”
42. “You can’t tell anyone about this!”
43. “What do you mean you don’t care?”
44. “You swore you’d never lie to me.”
45. “What are you doing in my bed?!”
46. “You look stunning.”
47. “Fine. You win.”
48. “Take me home with you.”
49. “You’re such a fun drunk.”
50. “You’re so god damn amazing.”
51. “Tell me this when you’re sober.”
52. “Since my dog likes you, then I guess I like you.”
53. “You’re an addiction.”
54. “I swear, we’re not a couple!”
55. “You’re in love with me?”
56. “Are you going to get into bed with me or what?”
57. “I may or may not be in love with Y/N.”
58. “Step away before I punch you in the face.”
59. “You don’t mean that.”
60. “I’m not good for you.”
61. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already.”
62. “Everything that is coming out of your mouth is a lie!”
63. “You’re staring again.”
64. “May I have this dance?”
65. “Wow. You look stunning.”
66. “Feel free to kill me for saying this.”
67. “What are you doing here? It’s late.”
68. “I swear, there is nothing going on between us!”
69. “I can’t believe you bought this for me.”
70. “Tell them to fuck off.”
