Like Venom, but Ditto

(Pokemon irl blog) | I'd be dead if it weren't for my winning personality and other's morals

[kyogre-eater]

I'm Like venom, but ditto.

I'm keeping the name for sentimental value.

*Technically the ditto is physically bonded to me and not part of my party

I also used to want to eat kyogre, i dont anymore!

//picrew

//I am NOT a minor anymore. Preferably don't be too weird tho

//SORRY CHAT. hes being rebooted. to a certain extent. preeeetty much all relationships to anyone thats not another one of my characters is gone. This includes all of his kids except mimic. He did still kill sidon and this was still posted so you can still reference this.

Legacy Pinned post

Picture of me. (when im using my new powers ig)

[kyogre-eater]

Halloween is easy. chainsaw hand

[kyogre-eater]

So you can ask us that question.

That's stupid

[kyogre-eater]

Why is rotomblr a thing

[partnersintime]

for you to liveblog your traumatic life events and get made fun of for being gay

[kyogre-eater]

Is that because you're gay

[kyogre-eater]

Why is rotomblr a thing

[kyogre-eater]

Im actually pretty good at typing with one hand

[kyogre-eater]

Emoji or one of those words art things I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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[kyogre-eater]

I mean sentient goop seems very unlikely to get normal diseases

You might need to worry it gets a taste for flesh though

How do I flip you off or whatever

[kyogre-eater]

I don't think that's how it works

And you would know?

[kyogre-eater]

I mean if it's Mimic they're probably fine

what if it mimics a Normal Human and mimics fucking salmonella

[kyogre-eater]

DONT FEED KIDS RAW STEAK

[kyogre-eater]

No

Skill issue

[kyogre-eater]

I have! What does that have to do with ditto?

imagine a venom but annoying and pink

[kyogre-eater]

I think I do, but please explain.

Have you ever seen venom

[kyogre-eater]

Feeding a kid is hard when they try to copy what you do and what you do is eat an entire fucking raw steak because The Goop said I had to.

[kyogre-eater]

You all know about the ditto situation right

[kyogre-eater]

No, no, of course not, you're welcome to stay. It's insulting of you to think we'd do anything like that.

Uh huh. Naturally