This is my life.

no longer breaking things

[kyonlion]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[shencomix]

Gotta reach for that outrage.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[madamsarrat]

Steven Universe fandom in a nutshell.

[kyonlion]

There's only one R in that comic it can't spell Hitler was right. Only Hitler was Ight.

[humoristics]

The thing with statistics - via

[velvet-chinchilla]

Never trust statistics you haven’t meddled with yourself

[full-lifeconsequences]

great job

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

[smallpoxjenkins]

[jambammer]

@kyonlion

[sixtyforty]

this is the most depressing thing i have ever seen it is literally stressing me out LET HER SPLASH

[bombing]

you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

[flynneware-archive-deactivated2]

WE FOUND IIIIIIIIIT OMG Me and some people have been searching for this image for a couple months now xD Woke up to see someone found it and told me! So happy! Thanks @naariel!

To all my artist friends, this one’s for you <3 

[3dhelp]

It’s very important to keep at it! Never give up.

[djthirstydarkness]

Art Will Kill You

[hannahhillam]

Master post of my hp comics

[giraffepoliceforce]

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

[splintercellconviction-deactiva]

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).

By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.

You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.

The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.

“Hippopotamus.”

[craigslits]

[buzzfeed]

Olympic Backstrokers Emerging From The Water: Freaky But Also Rad

(📷: Al Bello / Getty Images)

[uneorange]

@pharmerkay

[kyonlion]

Free them

[hammer-ov-thor]

By Emma’s Art & Design

[evangelion-fanart-toys]

Awesome Eva tatoo by Black 3G raven

https://www.facebook.com/EvangelionFanartToys

[kyonlion]

@deadfreezingmoon

[painstation-deactivated20181026]