Stop calling me mom

[kyoudad-sensei]

Greetings! I am the flower fairy, here to bestow upon thee flowers I deem as worthy of your image! (●´ω｀●) For you, I give the Azalea and Orchid! I so hope you enjoy the flowers. Flower fairy, away! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Thank you.

*smells the flowers*

These are very nice. Why did you choose these particular flowers, though?

*looks up flower language*

Alright, so azaleas can mean “Take Care of Yourself for Me; Temperance; and Fragile Passion” and are… a “Chinese Symbol of Womanhood”?

*squints eyes suspiciously*

And orchids mean “Love; Beauty; Refinement; and Beautiful Lady” and are… a “Chinese Symbol for Many Children”?!

.........

DANG IT.

[viktorsen]

Viktor, would you like to go to the masquerade with me? -- Kyouya ((kyoudad))

My, my~ I thought you’d never ask, Kyouya! ;) We can chaperone together-you, me, and Haru-chan!

…I’ll try to not vault over any tables this time.

[kyoudad-sensei]

((whoops I forgot to ask on anon ahahaha -- Mun))

Right. No vaulting on tables would be good.

It’ll be nice to spend time with you and Haruka outside of school.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Stop it.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Were Haruka's parents mad that you got their son pregnant so young? -Hajime!!!!

*sputters*

WHat–

Hajime that’s–

No. NO.

Men cannot get pregnant. I do not have any biological children.

[hajime--senpai]

Ren says he’s your biological son. *GASP* Is Haruka-Sensei trans? It all makes sense now!!!!

[kyoudad-sensei]

He’s lying. Haruka and I aren’t old enough to be his biological parents.

As to whether or not Haruka is trans, that’s something you’ll have to ask him yourself.

[hajime--senpai]

How old are you?

[kyoudad-sensei]

That’s none of your concern.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Were Haruka's parents mad that you got their son pregnant so young? -Hajime!!!!

*sputters*

WHat–

Hajime that’s–

No. NO.

Men cannot get pregnant. I do not have any biological children.

[hajime--senpai]

Ren says he’s your biological son. *GASP* Is Haruka-Sensei trans? It all makes sense now!!!!

[kyoudad-sensei]

He’s lying. Haruka and I aren’t old enough to be his biological parents.

As to whether or not Haruka is trans, that’s something you’ll have to ask him yourself.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Were Haruka's parents mad that you got their son pregnant so young? -Hajime!!!!

*sputters*

WHat–

Hajime that’s–

No. NO.

Men cannot get pregnant. I do not have any biological children.

[kyoudad-sensei]

I thought you were our dad?!?!?!? Did I miss something ~~mom~~??!? -Hajime!!!

NO YOU DID NOT.

*coughs*

I’m the dad. Not the mom. The dad.

[hajime--senpai]

Why is everyone calling you mom then?!??!!?!

[kyoudad-sensei]

Because they apparently want pop quizzes and extra homework.

Do you want to join them?

*his eyes narrow threateningly*

[hajime--senpai]

N-no!!!! Of course not _sir_!!! Dad!! Father!! Daddyo!!!

[kyoudad-sensei]

*nods*

Good.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Hi. I feel nice today. So, uh, hi, dad. give me extra credit for not calling you mom please i need it - Akira

…eh. Why not.

[kyoudad-sensei]

If your our father then is haruka the mom then? -Tokiya

Yes exactly

And Viktor is your other father.

[kyoudad-sensei]

!!! Daddy kyou - ren-senpai

NO

DO NOT

I will bury you in homework, I swear

[kyoudad-sensei]

You never told me why u dont love me ): - ren-senpai

There’s a professional code of conduct in the school setting.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Can I call you Daddy then

*eye twitches*

[kyoudad-sensei]

I hope you all like pop quizzes.

Because that’s what you’re going to get if you keep calling me mom.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Mommy!

Who is this.

Who do I need to give some extra homework to?

[kyoudad-sensei]

I thought you were our dad?!?!?!? Did I miss something ~~mom~~??!? -Hajime!!!

NO YOU DID NOT.

*coughs*

I’m the dad. Not the mom. The dad.

[hajime--senpai]

Why is everyone calling you mom then?!??!!?!

[kyoudad-sensei]

Because they apparently want pop quizzes and extra homework.

Do you want to join them?

*his eyes narrow threateningly*

[kyoudad-sensei]

... Kyouya-sensei, are you alright? ~ Soujirou

No.

No I am not.

Help me.

[kyoudad-sensei]

Y dont u love me mom - ren-senpai

I’m not your mom.

Let me repeat that for you.

I am not your mother.

We are not related.

The most I will ever be is your dad, okay