Product of a Fairy Ring and a Petri Dish

"Host/L" - It/They - 24 - I'm here, queer, and in a never ending identity crisis - Autistic, AVPD, + Plurality - Current Interest: Hunter: The Parenting (Webseries, go watch it now, you will not regret it :3c)

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[earndiltheequalizer]

Hello fiends and demons the fallen from hit mid 2010s website Tumblr.gov, Earndil with a semi-out-of-character post that is not my usual reblogging of comedy.

For those of you following for Hunter: The Parenting, we have a mainline episode release coming up in just 4 days, and we're exceptionally excited for it.

We're also exploding from stress.

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H:TP Chapter 6 Anticipation and oh god my colon | Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang)

HEJ. Earndil here with an unscheduled post- I am so fuckingv stressed guys. The entire production chat is stressed. We are stressed like a m

[sleepimali]

Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long 🐥🌸

[nopeiods]

they allowed gibby to partake in their glue eating

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[lamignonette]

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[vullen]

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[lleyksie]

snowy owls

[meteors77777]

shy

[caydencrypted]

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

[caydencrypted]

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

[africant]

[l-anomalous]

Oh wow, me actually posting art, it's a legitimate miracle dfgfdjghdf

Anyway, Y'all know that one Orpheus and Eurydice tumblr poll cause I am very normal about it :3

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Matching icons for you, your welder and the guy you're sending into unimaginable horror

[lana-is-reading]

something, something, he died but not at the bottom

[l-anomalous]

I'm still not dead but life is still rough. I make art and have Commissions open cause unfortunately despite being a sentient mold colony, I still need groceries

Any help is very much appreciated

Discord: L_Anomalous

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day