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- zo - 20 - welsh - bit of a cunt I used to tag but now I don't anymore. This blog is a fucking mess, an entertaining mess, but still a mess.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[auroramosaic]

[astonishmaint]

me @ tumblr

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[flyfella]

Happy birthday to the best movie of all time

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[moiraxrose]

#same energy

[arjuna-vallabha]

Dolce & Gabbana with classic inspiration

[nessa007]

#steve harrington literally went from popular douchebag #to the most lovable dork #i love character development

[racingbarakarts]

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

[racingbarakarts]

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

[powerfulwizard]

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

[chris-evans]

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

[manawhaat]

Ok but y’all forgot Samuel ‘Done With Your Shit’ L Jackson, Taika ‘Also Done With Your Shit But I’m A Sassy Bitch So Imma Still Pose’ Waititi, and JG with his imaginary glass of wine…

[astrodidact]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Black Patient Accused of Trying to Steal an IV Machine Despite Following His Doctor's Order

A walk outside of an Illinois hospital turned into a disorderly conduct charge for one Black patient. Shaquille Dukes, 24, said he was racia

This country couldn’t be any more ridiculous. You literally can’t do ANYTHING in America as a Black person without risking arrests. Freedom is nothing more than a punchline.

[abitchistireddddd]

We literally can’t even breathe while black or we’ll be accused of stealing “air”, I smell a delicious lawsuit and I hope he bankrupts the fucking city because fuck this shit I’m sick of it

[aaliyahbreaux]

he’s literally wearing a hospital gown...

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[frish-prence]

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[tropicalwave]

Me figuring out how many funny posts I need to shove in between posting about my current interest to avoid being annoying about it

[tropicalwave]

Me after giving up and posting whatever the fuck I want because it’s my blog