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@l-corpmanagers
Uhh
Oi manager
Uhh
There like 16 feral hogs in extraction
An we are havin a bitova ard time beaten em
Think they got into the E.G.O. gear
X: Who keeps sending them!? Thanks, I've got it... Just hang in there until I get Bongbong from Records.
Adam: Hope the backdoor key was useful.
Ayin: This is why we can't get to Day 50...
Are you managers, because you're l corp nothing there the bucket forsaken murderer red mist?
Ayin: Thank you for your well produced question to myself and the others. However, I wonder if you would find pleasure in knowing their current statuses after pondering such a query.
Abel fell out of his chair when trying to process it and wondered if he had misplaced a hearing aid or not.
Abram read the message once before triggering a chain reaction on our dashboard that resulted in Apocalypse Bird being summoned and a day reset being required.
Adam, however, has formulated a proper response to this message and will respond for himself.
Adam: Love these people. Always on the correct wavelength (with me, ofc). Anyways, to answer your beautiful question, the correct and only way to respond to this is to send our family dog to the camera. Nothing There says hello... and goodbye!
Abram: How do I unbake a cake?
Ayin: You can't. Once the ingredients are mixed up and baked, you can't-
Adam (in a very dramatic voice): Alright, I'm going to need you to listen to me very carefully. Put it back in the oven. Set it to the negative temperature of whatever you baked it at.
Such as -325°.
And leave it in for the EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME you baked it for. If you bake it too much, the floor will turn to wheat, and the eggs will turn into a chicken.
Don't ask me how.
Who's the funnest in this dumb looking office?
-@ahathelaughterofficial
Adam: "You look like a being of character, much better than these flat ass fucks."
Abram: "I feel a sudden urge to hold my breath and not resume..."
X: "Guys, this ALEPH feels different..."
We are confiscating All your Enkephalin
Ayin: "I see... I'll be sure to let Netzach know."
[A copy of the house of leaves is in the inbox.]
X: Hey guys, what's this??
Ayin: I am unsure. Just be cautious of whatever it brings to mind.
DO U GUYS LIKE. ANGELA
X: Hi Angela! ^^
Abel: To see you again feels... strange, yet not unwelcome. Welcome back.
Abram: I'm sorry. I can not look at you and see anything but my own failure. But... it's nice to see someone smile again.
Adam: Her existence was necessary to a point. But in my plans, she has lost purpose. Nevertheless... I see what purpose you once had held, my creation.
Ayin: Angela, I hope you find some joy in your new existence beyond what has been.
Adam you whiteass emo boy how do you manage that
Adam: "Hah. You're just mad you ain't me, and it's okay, I'd be pissed too. I mean, just look at Abel, he's nowhere near my level and he's perpetually unhappy!"
Abel: "I would rather listen to Abram's spirals that be with you a moment too long, Adam. Even after so long of knowing you, your pride knows no bounds... As for the person you are speaking to... Yes, thank you for speaking truth to this world."
"Do you think you should atleasttell her thank you for how long she has been forced to suffer through the loops, as you accidentally made a torture chamber for her as well, considering some of the features you programmed in, Ayin."
Ayin: "Angela, like the employees, has suffered far too long. However, my words were always hollow to her. Even now, I could not speak enough apologies to Angela, even if my every waking breath was spent on such words. Instead, I can only pray she finds something new in the Library. It is not true freedom, but it is a place where she finally has some level of power."
"She would not accept it... but I am forever grateful to her and all who once stood at my side."
[An entire moose has found its way to the inbox.]
X: Ah! What on earth are you!?
Adam: Can we feed it to an ALEPH- No! Binah.
Abel: Adam, for God's sake...
"Ayin, do you understand that you basically made a child when you made Angela, she is like a mixture of yourself and Carmen, you realize, correct?"
Ayin: My feelings on this topic are mixed and melted together. She was created to fill a void and could not complete her task despite her attempts. I am entirely at fault. I wish to set her free of suffering, yet I can not help the contempt I feel when I gaze into my own eyes on her face.
"Her brain is conscious still, she considers the abnormalities her children now, once the light is completed, things get weird, perhaps, you shouldn't have neglected Angela, that's the first hint I will give you."
Abram: More atonement is due for us...
Adam: A filthy thing like her doesn't deserve my attention, not when I have a world to create!
(Abel slapped the shit out of Adam with his cane)
Ayin: ....
🔥PABLO🔥
X: Oh! Is this a new Abnormality...?
Ayin: Probably a ZAYIN.
Adam: ALEPH.
"Carmen is concious."
Abram: What?? Where...! God, please don't let this be another cruel joke...
Abel: Calm yourself, Abram. She would not want to see what we have become.
Adam: Speak for yourselves.
Ohh I'm going to breach I'm going to breach unless someone does Instinct work with meee
X: Please don't...
Abel: I can do so at any time. Take a breath, my friend.
If I give one of yall a cat whos taking the best care of it :3
This will determine a future fate that will arrive unexpectedly
X: I love cats! Unfortunately, I don't have much time to care for them with work...
Abel: I would gladly tend to your pet for you should you need that burden momentarily lifted.
Abram: Cats are better than dogs... less noisy when I can actually manage to sleep at night.
Adam: Puntable.
Ayin: I can promise that if it is all five of us, your cat shall see no harm... (glaring at Adam)
Where is x?
X: Hi! Sorry, I was dealing with Mountain of Smiling Bodies...