If you happen to recognize me, I was evan-selfships/d3thwater! I decided to kind of abandon my other blogs because I've been very unhappy with my presence online as of late, and in general unhappy with my account and art and stuff, and figured it would do me good to start anew.
I switch between f/o focuses very frequently depending on how I feel, but my main ones at the moment are Willard Deutschebog, Stuart Proszakian (qpp), Larry Laffer, Larry Littlejunk, Hunter Gathers, and Dan Mandel. FULL F/O LIST IS HERE! (plus the extended spreadsheet for other info)
Selfship playlist masterlist
Other important stuff (boundaries, etc) is under the cut! (userbox cred @/loversaw)
(I AM NOT ABLE TO DONATE TO ANY FUNDRAISERS I have no money, I’m more than willing to spread awareness but donating is out of the question)
ABOUT ME:
I've been selfshipping for about 14 years now, believe it or not, though I only found out the term and the community in 2020. My first ever f/o, that I can remember, was Donatello from the 2012 TMNT series! I don't selfship with him anymore because I aged out of him, but I still hold him close to my heart as a favorite character.
I've had 2 whole decades on this earth (so I'm 20 years old😁)
I'm a nonbinary aroace lesbian (they/them) who selfships with men and women.
I also identify myself as fictosexual/fictoromantic.
I'm a fan of many MANY medias, but some of my favorites right now are Dan Vs, Leisure Suit Larry, Sit Down Shut Up, Metalocalypse, horror movies, Evanescence, and Ed Edd n Eddy, just to name a few!
BOUNDARIES:
Please do not refer to me as a yumeshipper. I don't use that term for a reason, and I prefer calling myself a selfshipper anyway because I've been doing so for years.
I'd much prefer if people who also selfship with my nonsharing f/os to not interact. Doubles make me very uncomfortable and insecure, however I will never go out of my way to interact with or harass them. I just block and move on and I only wish for others to do the same for me.
Please don't follow me if you selfship with Dr Rock.zo from Met.alocalypse or Sgt. H.atred from V.enture Bros. I do not like either of these characters for canon reasons from their medias.
I'm gonna be blunt about this but no pro.shipping/dark.shipping/anything of that nature will be allowed here.
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HEYYYYYYY random question time: what do you think your SDSU guys (gender neutral) would wear for sleep
I get so scared everytime you come into my inbox. (/SILLY)
OKAY SO. According to the one time we saw him sleeping in the closet in the teacher's lounge, Willard wears only his underwear to sleep, which he's so real for that honestly
I think Helen would wear what we see her in when Andrew takes her outfit in episode 4 (that I ❤️ CATS shirt and boxers), though she also seems like she'd wear like a huge baggy tee shirt and nothing else (and every so often she just falls asleep nude)
I think Larry is a sweatpants with no shirt kinda guy
And finally. Stuart also strikes me as a "sleeps in the nude" guy, it's between that or he wears some stupid ass footie pajamas just to pmo /silly
f/o who doesn’t know they’re touchstarved until they meet you.
the heavy want grows in their chest and is absolutely undeniably there whenever you two even just briefly touch. when you’re so close that they’re so desperate have you closer, wanting to feel their body pressed against yours in a tight embrace, that the thought of your hand in theirs is barely enough. when you two finally hug, or whenever you do, they sink into your embrace almost immediately, a deep sigh of content heard as they wrap their arms around you to return the tender hug. it’s a little hard to get their arms off you afterward, with those small mumbles of “just a little longer” and “i don’t want to let go yet.”
maybe they’re super embarrassed about feeling so at first and are so glad whenever you indulge in their desire to have you, to feel your warmth. or they’re incredibly stubborn about it but their actions always say otherwise, finding every little chance to have their skin touch yours, to quietly tug on your sleeve or any other sign that you immediately know what they want with it.
eitherway they’re forever thankful that you’re so understanding. with the little touches you guys end up doing like from simply pushing a strand of hair behind an ear or running fingers through each other’s hair, they’re absolutely addicted. smitten, even, so incredibly much that they can’t put their love for this, for you into words.
Imagine you and your f/o going to the zoo! Imagine walking along side them and stopping occasionally to view the animals. Maybe you guys brought lunch and eat together on a nearby bench! From my experience I’ve seen some zoos selling food or frozen desserts, so maybe you two get some as well! Maybe your f/o even tells you some facts about it the animals. Which animals do you guys go see first? Which one of you stays way too long in the gift shop trying to figure out which souvenir to buy?
Proship and variants please DNI or steal my posts. I am not comfortable with your content. Please just block me and move on, thanks :) /gen
MY HEAAARRRTTTTTT oh we would have a grand time……we’d get so many Dippin Dots and Icees and see the elephants and giraffes and pandas (my favorites) and the aquatic animals
It’s storming bruh I can’t sleep in these conditions
I can deal with the rain but it’s the thunder that gets me….. (especially when there’s lightning and it’s Bright which means I have about two seconds before BBBOOOMMGMGHJGHG)
Ironically before i watched the Alanis Morissette episode of SDSU, i had listened to Head Over Feet and was like "hmmmmmmmmm. yeah me and Stuart coded"
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. NEW F/O CONTENT COMING IN TWO YEARS FOR A GAME THAT"S BEEN OUT FOR ALMOST TEN. I'M GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST
Your F/O(s) love(s) you even when you're having a bad day, when you make mistakes, when you're argumentative, when you're hurting, when you're isolating, when your disorders show, when you sleep too much or not enough, when you relapse, when you go back to the things that hurt you, when you're struggling, when you feel hopeless, when you feel ugly and so on and so forth.
They will always love you in whatever way you need and they'll be here when you're ready to return to yourself.
proshippers, variants, neutral and rpf dni, thank you.
really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon
