[xenic-dolls-deactivated20211123]

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Fuck James Lenk

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Have another selfie from the angle I always use where you only see half my face

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Another old selfie repost

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Talk to me on kik?

My name is tyla_cook

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[thorcepticon]

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

[parksandfluff]

[davisanthony]

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[thebootydiaries]

me: *gets 3 notes*

me: sweat y…… dont touch me im f amous :) 

[thebootydiaries]

[l0wbl0w-blog]

Snapchat quality selfie

[njoud-44-deactivated20181026]

Reblog If you're bored and you want anonymous questions.

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone: what’s wrongdog? me: everything thanks for asking

[gorgonsach]

[l0wbl0w-blog]

submit me new year nudes

[sweatycollectiondinosauruniverse]