What are y’all’s canon events?
baby labra’s was when she got into Squirell Girl comics bc she found them in her public library and became obsessed (what can I say I was a huge animal nerd and desperately wanted a pet squirrel) but what I DIDNT FRICKEN KNOW was there are two versions of the SG comics: the family friendly cutesy SG and the R RATED VERSION. So I have finished all the family friendly versions and notice a SG comic in the traditional marvel style; “YAYYY MORE SQUIRELL GIRL!!” 9 year old me cheers. So I check it out and immediately start reading. OH BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE!!! So there were sex scenes between MULTIPLE PEOPLE AND SG and I was like “?!?! She’s cheating!! What?!?” And then we get to the West Coast avengers side story. THIS STORY IS BURNT INTO MY BRAIN FOREVER. I don’t remember all the members but theirs a blonde guy whose immortal and a pink alien girl and it’s Christmas and they are explaining Roldolf the Reindeer to her (she feels bad for him) but than jump cut to PINK ALIEN BEING RIPPED APART AND THE TEAM FALLING APART AND BLONDE GUY SITTING AT HER GRAVE, FALLING INTO ACHOHAL. And then it shows the world slowly ending and the final shot is him walking on a planet with the earth blown up in the background. Having to come to terms with my mortality was NOT something 9 year old me wanted to do but WE HAVENT GOTTEN TO THE WORST PART YET!!! Deadpool breaks into SGs apartment bc they are dating??? Or something??? And guess what he does! GUESS!! **HE SITS ON TIPPYTOE (SGs pet squirrel who is her bestie) AND KILLS HER. SHE EXPLODES. THEY SHOW HER GUTS GOING EVERYWHERE!!!! I was so upset. Like sobbing trying to explain to my poor mother who had no idea what was going on that SHE DIED MOM SHE DIED AND SG FOUND HER CORPSE AND CRIED OVER IT AND I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT














