Headcanons: Sometimes Sarah makes the bed and tucks the covers in really tight so when Jareth tries to pull the sheets up he punches himself in the face
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@labyrinth-headcanons
Headcanons: Sometimes Sarah makes the bed and tucks the covers in really tight so when Jareth tries to pull the sheets up he punches himself in the face
Headcanons: Jareth legitimately does not know what glitter is. whatever the stuff covering his labyrinth is, it is NOT glitter.
Headcanon: One time, the goblins dumped a bucket on water on Jareth to see what he looked like with his hair completely deflated. All goblins involved were bogged and none are allowed to speak of what they saw.
Headcanon: Sarah always listens to the radio when taking a shower or bath but one day her radio's cord gets 'ate through by a rat' (aka one of the goblins bit the cord and broke it) so she calls jareth and asks him to sing for her while she bathes and he hesitates but does so anyways.
Headcanon: Sarah in the middle of dominating Jareth when she orders him to beg to let him touch her. If he refuses or shows any signs of hesitation she immediately stops all movements and just stares him down like the queen she is until he does exactly what she told him to.
Headcanon: Jareth mentally or verbally saying things about Sarah like how tumblr talks about Natalie Dormer "Sarah could walk all over me and I'd literally just thank her and tell her she has beautiful eyes."
Heacanon: Sarah being all like "Fuck Jareth. But also fuck Jareth, you know?"
Headcanon: Sarah wearing sunglasses and with Jareth when he suddenly turns her to face him, and, staring at her deeply, leans in and makes her think he's going to kiss her but instead just brushes some hair of his back into place.
Headcanon: Jareth being able to fit in most - if not all, of Sarah's clothes. He frequently borrows a leather jacket of hers he really likes. One of his other favorite things to borrow is leather pants she hardly ever wears.
Headcanon: Jareth having to cross his arms to (non magically) take his shirts off.
Headcanon: Jareth pretended to forget Sarah's name one time and she whacked him over the head with a frying pan. He's never tried it again since.
Headcanon: Jareth being fascinated with the concept of modern cameras and really enjoying taking selfies.
Headcanon: Sarah discovering just how easy it is to push Jareth around and taking advantage of this fact by randomly slamming him against walls and starting impromptu makeout sessions when he and or both of them are walking somewhere alone around the kingdom.
Headcanon: Whenever Sarah or Jareth says the words "it's a piece of cake" or even mentions her beating the labyrinth; the atmosphere between the two will instantly feel like its mere seconds away from turning into a cheesy porno.
Headcanon: Jareth throwing a hissy fit whenever he loses while playing a board game with Sarah.
Headcanon: Jareth needing Sarah's help to open jars and not having his "masculine pride" wounded and being all like "I loosened it..."
Headcanon: Seeing Jareth take off his gloves is like straight up porn to Sarah.