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Engaged ❤🍭 +18 Blog Take No Shit Do No Harm

[littlebatprincess]

[tarbor]

I hate it when I’m really nice …. And then people are just not that nice ? The audacity

[bpdslime-blog1]

“what motivates you?”

[iguanamouth]

What's the best fish?

this one

[ichimamatsu]

[rumwik]

I have found us a good new leader!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[hyperdependency]

when it’s been five minutes since their last text

[lace-up-fox]

@locotacos gimme attention

[mooncakebunny-deactivated201803]

tbh dating me is like having a pet

reasons -gets separation anxiety -wants your attention all the time -pet me. -I get excited when you get excited -I get sad when you get sad -needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me I am a good girl. -?????

[robpilled]

alien comic

[harleywonderland]

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

[stevenjackie]

[obviousplant]

Is your New Year’s resolution SMART?

[dudeinthestacks]

I rolled my eyes when I saw this because it’s such a buzz thing in education. Then I read it. 

[sabotabby]

I almost scrolled past it, and that would have been a tragedy.

[tardislemur]

I too almost scrolled past this. Best Example of SMART goal. Ever.

[postingwhileblack]

Omg I love this

[milkyyyart]

I love drawing cute girls in cute clothes!! 💕💕💕(￣▽￣)ノ💕💕💕

[lace-up-fox]

criminal minds: we believe this unsub is a woman in her twenties who has possibly suffered some form of trauma namely rape and now she's hunting down men she suspects of being rapists and murdering them

me, eating chocolate chips from a bag: Good