Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

Lacey, 17, Crescent Hills. My best friend's Jayme, and I'm dating Tyler. What's up?

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[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Because it’s true.

[lacey--knox-blog]

I dunno. Not happening anytime soon, I'm still mad because your dog knocked my dog up.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Yeah, and if you say, “Oh Tyler, that was amazing!” It’s not rape.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Why would I say that?

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Not if you enjoy it.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Nuh uh. Some girls can orgasm in rape cases. I read about it.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

If you do, I won’t hesitate to drill you.

[lacey--knox-blog]

That's rape.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Not funny.

But that’s something I would pull, so I commend you.

[lacey--knox-blog]

I'm hilarious.

Yeah yeah. I might hold out one of these days. Might be fun to see.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Ha. Ha. You’re hilarious.

[lacey--knox-blog]

You're the one who brought it up.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

So is premarital sex.

[lacey--knox-blog]

You're right. I say we wait. Y'know, to save ourselves for that special person.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Don’t give me that look, I don’t like snuggling, shut up.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Lying's a sin. Maybe I should tell your momma. 

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

You’re nuts. I make no such noise.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Whatever you say, Teddy.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Nuh uh, you’re lying.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Nothing to lie about. And don't try to not make the little hum, too, cause I like it.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

I wonder if I could die from that?

Death by forced Snuggling.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Shut up, you love it. I can tell cause you make this little humming noise, the same one you make after sex when you just fall over beside me and relax, or after you eat a good meal.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

As long as you do it sexually, I’m fine with that.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Keep this up, and all we're doing this weekend is snuggling. And yes, I'm going to call it snuggling.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

More like lick, lots of tongue.

[lacey--knox-blog]

I will hit you.

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Even if I get you a condom made of chocolate?

[lacey--knox-blog]

Do you want me to bite it off?

[tylerscreamsalullaby]

Oh come on, you know it’s true.

[lacey--knox-blog]

Your dick is not going anywhere near my mouth, for like, a full mouth. Get it out of your head.