"What a sour holiday..." @lackscheer - Tumblr Blog

“You pay for literally everything in the damned house and you can’t even decide who gets to come over without being chastised for it… I’m half-tempted to get back into drinking but Mrs.Holiday buys out every store…”

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“It’s not like it’d be the first time we’ve drank together, Toriel...”

“... also,’Mrs. Holiday’? Have I really lost my first-name privileges?”

#Bah humbug! // IC //#thanks you woke this abomination up

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“And I’ll do it again, too. Watch your back.”

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“Well if you’re offering, I could REALLY use a nap right now.”

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#local mom uppercuts a rabbit. more at 2.

Carolle: Toriel is anesthetically pleasing.

Rudy: Don’t you mean that she’s aesthetically pleasing?

Carolle: No, I mean she’s knocked me out on several occasions.

Rudy: Oh, same.

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //

Carolle, flying across the room as a fucking boss monster-propelled pie hits her in the face: ... yeah, I can drink to this.

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#idk why but carolle was the first to come to mind #when imagining t/oriel destroying someone with a pie #probably bc she deserves it but

“As if that would come as a surprise to anyone, honey...”

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#Judgmental eyes to scrutinize. // Dash Commentary //

... when you were planning on just using this holiday as yet another excuse to drink a day away, but your husband makes you reschedule...

#Bah humbug! // IC //#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#i just wanted to make a sad drunk rabbit and now this is a thing that's happening

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#If it doesn't involve drinking I don't know why I'm playing. // Dash Games //#so in case y'all didn't know...... she's a white rabbit...........#Rudy probably calls her Snowball tbh

Before I pass out: While I don't really see any flings or "encounters" having happened between her and either of the boss monsters in college, she certainly wouldn't have turned either of them down.

Toriel & Asgore are both attractive and have always been attractive.

#hc #mobile #... Cupcake's Tori makes 'hmmm' tho #for the soul fact i know she had a wild streak when she was younger #so :pensive:

Me: Okay but did Carolle get around too though. Me @ Me: She was an attractive, popular, successful, pansexual AS HELL young woman in college, so I certainly fucking hope so dumbass. Me: ... okay, fair.

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#i mean we don't exactly have names to drop other than Tori & Gorey #but i'm sure she got around before hooking up with Rudy #suggestive

vibrantsouled replied to your post “Oh. Well then… She can’t really blame him, honestly.”

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“I took you for more of a roar-er than a screecher, honestly.”

#vibrantsouled #I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#suggestive #DSKJLSFDAKJLDSDKJL

Oh. Well then...

She can’t really blame him, honestly.

#I replaced my husband's side of the bedroom with a wine cellar! // Crack //#Judgmental eyes to scrutinize. // Dash Commentary //#surprisingly all that got from her was a ''OOOOOOHHHHHH!'' in my head #college is wild indeed dshdskldshksalk

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My muse will be accepting 10 personal questions. All answered with 100% honesty.

#Is this worth my time? Probably not. Are you? Who knows. // Ask Memes //

You know, I didn’t know if I really qualified as a furry until now, but thee fact I saw this and was like “yeah, I’ll need that icon”more than confirms it.

#Can't seem to decide whether I should get better or get destroyed. // OOC //#suggestive #bunny butt... with wittle fluffy tail uwu #every time i see this in my icons i fucking sigh @ myself #damn you to hell spa/ce jam

hospitalholiday replied to your post “@hospitalholiday Carolle vc: I’m titty height.”

rudy vc: snacc size