Fucking YIKES No

Welcome to my personal hell. I reblog 18+ NSFW stuff so, no minors.

[thespacehatter]

💀Emergency Commissions💀

My car is my only means of transportation in a city with shit infrastructure and very bad public transport.

The fix won’t take too much time! But it is a pricey one, so any bit helps 😖

DM if intrested or donate to my Ko-Fi

[snowkissedmonsters]

Part Two of This

[beetlebitties]

forgot to post these!!!!!! Have some juice <3

[beetlebitties]

BJ pops into a churchyard Easter party lookin like this, just to see what would happen

[snowkissedmonsters]

Willing sacrifice~

[maleinstructor]

[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[brothersskeleton]

[kaity--did]

I love seeing what the people I follow get hyper fixated on in any given week. Like it’ll just be normal text posts and dilly animal photos and then all of a sudden BOOM 85 teenage mutant ninja turtle posts in a row. Like rock on you funky lil adhd blogger.

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[saucymangos]

I deleted this in the past cause of reasons but fuck it I still like this doodle

[lacrypants]

Boobie juice

[saucymangos]

Beetlejuice: I've been dead for a thousand slutty, slutty years.

Me: I regret teaching you memes.

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[the-grape-juice-blog]

Wow! I’m having a special!

Keep reading

[lacrypants]

@lacrypants ENTRY

God I hope I win

[mapsontheweb]

How auto-complete describes the U.S. state.

[doggosource]

betrayal 

[finnglas]

Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi

[inthefallofasparrow]

[saucymangos]

Your artwork is so cute! :3 Bj is such a cute dork hahahah!

Haha thank you! ;; Been meaning to answer this one but I've been out of commission for the past couple of weeks due to hurty wrist and no laptop til now bit rusty but here's a special BJ doodle, him being a loser

[werwulfy]

Beetlejuice Smashup Update!

(lol I don't know what to call this) I'm SO excited to see all of the artists who wanted to participate in this collaboration project!! You guys, I thought I would get like 10 people. There are 30 participants! (29 juices and 1 sandworm that will be filled in by the wonderful @heresathreebee) The base sketch is now complete and the poses are ready to be claimed. I'm going to start reaching out to each of you separately throughout the week so you can pick your poses. I'm not sure how long this will take, because you have to account for time for people to respond, but rest assured if you're on the list I will get to you! I'll send out another update when all poses have been assigned.

Reminder: This is meant to be for fun! There is no deadline to submit your filled in juice. I assume everyone who wanted to participate will get to it in their time. If at any point this stops being fun, you feel stressed out about it, or you want to drop out–just let me know! It won't be a big deal and there will be no hard feelings.

If you have any questions or run into a complication, please let me know that too! This is my first time doing anything like this so I wouldn't put it past myself to overlook a complication somewhere. 💦

Thank you so much for playing with me. I cannot WAIT to see the bonkers piece of art we create!

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