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I... Why...? Cool!

So, yesterday this idea just popped into my head.

Harry Potter, magic and everything, taking place in SPACE.

Hogwarts is a planet all on it’s own with a SPACE TRAIN taking the students there from a multitude of different plannets that have been hidden from the notice of the non-magicals. Many of the planets are not inhabited by witches or wizards but could be by centaurs, goblins, or many other magical creatures. Dragon breeding planets with the caretakers living on the moon! And of course, every planet being connected through intergalactic flu and other magical means.

I’m just saying that Astronomy has suddenly become a much more appretiated class with the students pointing out their home planets when the teacher isn’t looking.

#Harry Potter #Alternate Universe #Random idea

THIS IS FUCKING SCARY! I just used a flash and thia fucking thing happened to my cat!

#unintentional camera effects #cats

I'm heading to magical America!

#fantastic beasts and where to find them #wand permit

That moment when your brother walks into your room and starts singing:

“Jag råkade sälja min bästa vän,

För fem hundra spänn till Djävulen.

Det var det sämsta beslut jag någonsin har gjort.

Han betala med kontant för han hade inte kort.”

Translation:

“I accidentally sold my best friend,

For five hundred dollars to the devil.

It was the worst decision I’ve ever done.

He payed in cash because he didn’t have a card.”

#WTF?#Brothers be crazy

Of COURSE this sucker for detail HAD to buy this book when she spotted it in the local bookshop. I mean, it just goes without saying.

#fantastic beasts and where to find them #behindthescenes #book #OMG

I was looking up norse wedding traditions (for world building stuff) and came across this picture. All I could think about was Bill and Fleur's wedding.

#harry potter #wedding #bill and fleur

Dad found a pic of me from my gradution three years ago (how does time pass so fucking fast?!). It was a surprisingly cold day. That’s a blue pinguin, several flowers, and congratulations cards hanging from my neck. I’m holding the hand of my baby cousin.

#freedom!

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There’s only one plausible reason….

On days Harry drinks a bit too much

Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!

Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?

Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE

Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed

Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE

Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.

Harry: *gasps in shock*

#DYING!#Conversation

Draco: get out of my face Potter. My father will here about this

*two weeks later*

Draco: he was so close to me father

Draco: I could see the green of his eyes so clearly

Lucius: *silent sobbing*

Draco: I could have touched his hair so easily

Draco: I bet it's soft

Ron: Oh my GOD Harry! What did you do to Malfoy to make him hate you so much? He looks like he is SECONDS from committing murder right now.

Harry: He jumped me in the hallway.

Ron: And?

Harry: ...well, I knew he wasn't gonna stop, and he's a lot bigger than I am, so I did what I had to do.

Ron: Which is???

Harry: I looked him in the eyes, said, 'Oh, Daddy, it feels so good when you pin me down like this' he screamed bloody murder, got an erection, and ran out of the room like a little girl.

Ron: ...I'm... not sure if I'm proud of you, or if I should shame you...

Harry: Me either!