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@ladyamarilla
letâs play in the eelgrass with mama
Thereâs something in the air⌠my hyper-focus hobby is changing >.> âŚ
Stop giving it money
Let's grow older with coin
His greed sickens me
Hop tua on that thing
wet rat
(joke credit to @ladyamarilla)
Hell yeah I made a funny
A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
This is what you see when you make Lettie cry.
@ladyamarilla
Then letâs make sure this never happens >:(
picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
But this is literally me đĽş
Can confirm, this is her
If you tell a retail/customer service worker âthanks for being here today :)â Kindly go fuck yourself as I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE HERE TODAY IF YOU DIDNT SHOP ON CHRISTMAS EVE
kills you with my mind
okie rant over c:
âchuffed doesnt mean what you think it meansâ
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what the hell
This makes me really chuffed
This post is quite egregious
Well Iâm nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
all of you go to hell
And you wonder why i am boggled at times
These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.
Why the fuck do these exist
One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition.Â
Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.
Literally is another example now.
There are 21 languages that have Contronyms/Contranyms.
English has 128 contranyms, almost 5 times that of language with the next highest number of contronyms (Arabic with 26) and more than the total number of crontranyms of every other language combined (89).
We just love being contrary little shits
Me when Iâm scuncht about it /neg or /pos
somebody give her ibuprofen
Heâs just too cunty
I will live this life and leave this earth never having fucked Hamburger Helperâ˘
Man,, I kinda miss Pressure
Just hold your pee for a while, same thing :)
Saw this picture and couldnât not think of Shane so I memed it :3c
b e e s
i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken
puts my elbows out like wings
oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit
cluck on that thangg