Describe and Fuck Communism

Genderfluid autistic sex worker, ask for my current fandom blog

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

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[cvberitual]

[schnedwob]

[godotal]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[totaldivasepisodes]

NO ONE IS READY.

[immortal-maschine]

*youth pastor voice*  karl marx isn’t the only guy who’s big on sharing. there’s someone else who thinks that wealth is immoral, and it’s the big guy himself kids.

[into-solitude-deactivated202009]

Cool! Then that means we don’t need to pass around the donation bowl anymore then, huh? Sell holy water on TV? Use people’s faith for profit? Awesome!

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

yep! doing so, much like making statements like “God bless America”, is pretty damn idolatrous

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[kindergraph]

everyone on earth gets to stan 1 irredeemable fictional murderboy with a vaguely sad backstory. but you only get 1. if you exceed that limit the cia takes you out. and thats how fandom discourse works.

[ladybutchtits]

how do you know miku never lived

[teddiusra]

pink shiny pokemon  ♡

[naruhoe-deactivated20220131]

y’all act like horny on main is some kind of great sin, like cum jokes and jackin off jokes haven’t been the fodder of blogger humor for years. we need to face the real, true shame. kpop on main.

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[slewdem09-deactivated20170622]

how to go down on a girl:

make ya tongue stiff

lick your thumb

use moist thumb to turn the page of your chequebook and give her all your money

[onlytwitterpics]

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

[getdestroyed-staydestroyed]

I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files. 

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

Thank you for this kind gift.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yikes op is a heterophobe (me i’m a heterophobe)

[jonbutter]

op?? is a heterophobe???

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[haleyroberts167]

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[ladybutchtits]

characters with DID written by neurotypicals: and then I realized the other person wAS ME

me, with DID: oh hey yeah you have DID lmao

also me: lmao