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I visit this blog when I feel like it and reblog like 1 (one) shitpost and then disappear for like a month. Enjoy.

[drowningincaffiene]

i feel zukka in the air this lovely sunday evening

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[real-life-sucks-ass]

That’s the only logical explanation I’ve got.

[ponury-grajek]

sketch of my OC, Apollo

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[lordnochybaty]

Be careful tho. Sometimes you'll be funny at work and someone sitting further away will call you out for having tumblr humor and become your friend.

@ladygollum didn't even compliment my shoelaces.

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[jennserr]

[creepish]

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

[ponury-grajek]

całe to pieprzenie się z ich ubraniami po to tylko, żeby dodać ten napis

[ponury-grajek]

umm, happy valentine's day?

[themaninyourcomputer]

I love you, George Takei.

[juney-blues]

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

[pippingender]

J r r Tolkien reading the Bible being like “I gotta write one of these”

[ponury-grajek]

happy destiel canon <33

[mapleandgingeroatmeal]

Which perennial tumblr yaoi ship will go unexpectedly canon *this* Election Day?

Harry and Louis announce they’ve found solace from grief in each other’s arms

BBC Sherlock and John make out in a newly-released deleted scene

Universal announces a sequel to The Lorax called Into The Oncelerverse

JK tries to convince twitter that Draco was only racist bc he was gay for Harry

Steve returns to the present for his true love Bucky in a new Cap Am. trailer

William Shatner confesses that he DID mean to play Kirk Like That with Spock

Naruto finally gains the courage to leave his wife or whatever for Sasuke

Those Soap Opera FireFighters finally touch dicks idk I haven’t seen that one.

Voting ended onNov 8, 2024

[pansexual-lilychen]

[angel-fruitcake]

[moongirl0305]

Happy November 5th to everyone who's celebrating!