The Eternal Dancers
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The Eternal Dancers
I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I'm out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say "pear baby" in texts and she immediately goes "I love pear baby". we've replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby
Hello EraserMic… how are you today……
Post-war frenemies <3
normal teachers lounge conversations only around here (original!!)
Me in 2021:
Me in 2025:
Happy Halloween!! 👻
Family Cuddle❤️
eri hit him with the uno reverse
father daughter bonding time
Bonus pats
You are immortal. And in your "youth" you were quite charming. Today, much to your embarrassment you find one of the particularly cringeworthy love-letters you wrote almost 400 years ago, inside a museum.
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These lil guys *sobbing*
3rd years -> pro heroes 🍰🥦💥
(Internal screaming)
what will you do, when your boyfriend is absolute cringe? — mha version
a/n: please take this as a joke, I adore the guys
ღ Katsuki Bakugo ;;
Screams “EXTRAS, MOVE!” in public—at pigeons 🙃
Says “I’m literally gonna explode this entire fucking restaurant if they mess up your order again.”
Tries to fight the claw machine at the arcade because he couldn’t win you a plushie
Barks at children who stare at him too long. “What the hell are you lookin’ at, gremlin?”
Uses his quirk for dramatic entrances like he’s in an anime opening, in the middle of a supermarket
You: “You just scared an old lady into a heart attack.”
Bakugo: “She was in my damn way.”
ღ Izuku Midoriya ;;
Loudly mutters stats about random heroes or villains while you’re grocery shopping
Once gave your waiter a 15-minute review of Hawks’ wing-span and aerodynamics
Narrates his life like it’s a documentary.
Said “you smell like a side quest 🥺” when you were dressed up.
Accidentally called you ‘dollface’ because he saw a meme. Won’t stop. Thinks it’s sexy.
You: “Did you just moan after sipping your coffee?”
Deku: “That was the flavor profile…! It had notes of—wait—come back!”
ღ Shoto Todoroki ;;
Deadpan serious while doing the cringiest things
Did a TikTok dance at your niece’s party. Didn’t blink once 👁️👄👁️
Said “Let’s engage in physical affection” before kissing your forehead
Brings soba to potlucks. Just soba. Cold. In a Tupperware.
Wears the “I ❤️ My Girlfriend” shirt unironically, and the matching hat
You: “You told my mom we met during ‘an emotional crisis’?!”
Shoto: “It was accurate.”
ღ Eijiro Kirishima ;;
Shouts “YEAH, MANLY!!” anytime someone opens a jar
Tried to flex and split his shirt at a wedding. It was your friend’s wedding
Makes dad jokes and slaps his knee after
Told your friend’s baby he was “a future pro hero, BRO.”
Once introduced himself to your boss by saying “I’m her man.” 😐
You: “You winked. You winked and finger-gunned.”
Kiri: “I thought it made me look confident…”
ღ Denki Kaminari ;;
Tries pickup lines… in front of your parents
“Are you a villain? Because you stole my he—”
Gets excited when a light flickers. “Babe that was me.” No it wasn’t ☹️
Wears sunglasses inside, calls himself ‘Denki Danger’
Pretends to get electrocuted for laughs. At the worst times.
You: “You fake-seized at dinner.”
Denki: “The waiter dropped the forks! I saw an opportunity!”
ღ Hawks ;;
Flirts with you loudly on patrol
Used his feathers to sneak a love note into your grocery cart. While you were standing right there
Once told a villain “Can you wait a sec? I’m texting my girl.”
Will straight-up chirp if he sees you in public and hasn’t seen you all day
Poses for the press mid-battle because “this angle makes my jawline pop.”
You: “You winked while fighting a guy with a flamethrower.”
Hawks: “And still won. Multitasking, baby.”
ღ Shouta Aizawa ;;
Brings his sleeping bag to your family’s holiday gathering
Refuses to comb his hair for photos. “It’s not that deep.” Yes it is, Shouta, use a comb ffs 🥲
Groans loudly when asked to “smile more.”
Deadpans jokes so hard no one gets them but laughs at his own delivery
Your friends are afraid of him. He doesn’t correct it.
You: “You just told my grandma you were going to ‘collapse in the void’?”
Aizawa: “That’s what sleep is. She asked.”
ღ Hitoshi Shinsou ;;
Uses his voice quirk to mess with telemarketers—puts it on speaker
Makes sarcastic commentary while you’re watching romcoms in public, loudly
Imitates you when you get dramatic. “Oh my god, babe, these jeans are about to ruin me emotionally.” 😒
Carries his cat in a hoodie pouch and refuses to explain
Purposely tells people fake stories about how you met, one involved a cult
You: “You told your friends I was your parole officer.”
Shinsou: “They’ll never ask about our anniversary now.”
ღ Dabi ;;
Will light a cigarette in the middle of a store, just to make eye contact with the cashier
Refers to you as his little problem’ in public
Wears sunglasses at night. Indoors. At funerals.
Says stuff like, “Let’s go cause irreversible damage together.”
Once posted a thirst trap in front of a burning dumpster and tagged you with ‘💖🔥 my muse’
You: “You asked my dad if he wanted to ‘split a corpse’ as a bonding joke.”
Dabi: “It’s called charisma. He laughed. Internally.”
ღ Tomura Shigaraki ;;
Brings his gaming console to restaurants ‘just in case’
Said “My Roman Empire is that time you told me to moisturize.”
Won’t talk for hours but then whispers, “I want to gnaw on your elbow.” 🤨
Wore a ‘Mommy Issues Make Me Hotter’ shirt to your cousin’s baby shower.
Pet a cat and said “He’s just like me fr.” Then hissed at a kid.
Refers to you as his ‘loot drop’
You: “You called me your ‘NPC girlfriend’ in front of my coworkers.”
Shigaraki: “They were the background characters in our cutscene.”
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ღ Tamaki Amajiki ;;
Whispers compliments so quietly you repeat them out loud and now everyone heard
Brings pocket snacks. Pulls out a cucumber mid-movie like it’s normal.
Says “hi” and then apologizes for existing
Literally crawled under a table once instead of answering a question 🥺
Sent you a meme at 3 AM and followed it with “I’m sorry. That was too forward.”
You: “You teleported into your hoodie like a ninja turtle.”
Tamaki: “It felt safer than the room.”
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ღ Mirio Togata ;;
Says “it’s banana time!” and peels one dramatically like a sword. Also says it during sexy times 😩
Jumpscares you with dad energy. Just appears mid-cartwheel with a “HEY BABE.”
Once sang karaoke in a singlet, at a church fundraiser
Greets your friends by yelling “SUP SEXY BEASTS”
High-fives toddlers like they’re frat bros
You: “You saluted my grandma.”
Mirio: “She looked like she had war stories.”
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ღ Neito Monoma ;;
Narrates your lives like you’re on Gossip Girl 💋
Said “Who allowed you to look this good? I’ll sue.” Every time you wore lip gloss
Publicly challenges Bakugo to battles, at the farmer’s market
Pretends to faint when you ignore his dramatic flirting
Genuinely carries a mirror, says it’s “for accountability.”
You: “You told the waiter we were in a toxic relationship because I said no to dessert.”
Monoma: “I’m giving main character energy. Let me live.”
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ღ Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu ;;
Shouts “BABY LOOK” every time he lifts something heavy.
Bit into a frozen burrito like it was a challenge
Bro-hugged your professor
Literally howls at the moon sometimes 🐺
Said “I would die for you but also I would win a WWE championship for you.”
You: “You punched the vending machine.”
Tetsu: “It disrespected you.”
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ღ Present Mic ;;
Volume level permanently set to concert mode
Narrates your morning routine like you’re a guest star on a cooking show.
Once said “YOU PUT THE ‘ASS’ IN ‘CLASS’ BABY” over the school intercom 🥴
Says “YEEEAAHHH” after everything, like a punctuation mark
Beatboxed the “I love you” instead of saying it
Tried to make you a mixtape and ended up DJ-ing a 3-hour ‘horny love hour’ for all of UA Radio
Dabs unironically. And flosses. And screams the names of his dance moves.
You: “You called my ex ‘discount trash’ and then shouted ‘MIC DROP’ while flipping their coffee.”
Mic: “Did you see the dramatic tension?? Scorsese could never.”
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ღ Hanta Sero ;;
Once called you ‘mommy’ in front of Aizawa as a dare and now lives in fear
Does fake anime death scenes when you ask him to do chores
Loudly calls out “THAT’S MY BABY!!!” whenever you enter a room, no matter the setting
Tried to tape himself to your window as a romantic gesture. Got stuck. Cried a little.
Wears matching pajamas with you but his have a cape sewn onto them. Forgets he’s an actually pro hero and pretends to be superman 🦸🏻♂️
Says “we’re like Lady and the Tramp, but sexier” over spaghetti and means it
You: “You high-fived my gynecologist.”
Sero: “She said you had a healthy cervix! I was PROUD!”
You: “You asked Bakugo to be our future child’s godfather during game night.”
Sero: “That was strategic. You saw how emotional he got. That man’s ready.”