The Wonderful Adventures of La Femme Firecracker

Makeup Artisté. Love....my fam and mates, goin' out, makeup, my GHD's, my iPhone Family Guy, lots of films, my fiancé :D I'd rather die than live without my music.

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Could this BE anymore hilarious?!? 😂😂

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im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

I can picture Karkat singing this

tis the season to make this post come back

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stolh:

i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

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Jorgen Von Strangle from Fairly Odd Parents at Anime Expo

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Songs to play when having sex.

GO!

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In Public by Kelis and Nas. Pyaaaar filth 😂😂

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😊😊

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COOT!! 😍😍

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Yeah, that's her in 10 years if she carries on, hope it does happen for burnin her own daughter. #stupiddumbbitch

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LMAOOOO!! See, he CAN be funny at times, and not always a racist/sexist/chauvinistic/narrow minded/pig headed (delete as applicable) bastard 😂😂

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LOLS!