x o x o

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Thank you to our sources at Calabasas Resort and Spa for getting the dirt on this girls trip. Maybe Lily and Victoria will finally see that I have eyes and ears everywhere. 

xoxo

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milamorrone: saying you've done something that you haven't isn't "working in mysterious ways", it's called making up shit cause you're trying to be relevant 😂 @GG nah, i'm good thanks. ✌🏻

GG: I did but you must have missed it while you were playing with crabs on the beach like a hermit, yourself. Maia was going through it earlier and Jacob was dared to ghost her ... and you bestie, were nowhere to be found. Though you did sneak out of Jason and Romee's cabin last night, didn't you? I guess you're not as boring as I thought.

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GG: Sweet Dream's A-listers, enjoy your flight home 😘

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thomasdoherty: and how i see it is . . . no matter who i bloody chose, you would have found a way to hurt all of them somehow. so really why make me choose when it doesn't matter?

GG: Because when given the choice to protect you or hurt his friends, your boyfriend picked you every time. How do you think he'd feel to know that you never do the same?

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@arianagrande: something tells me my night would be 100% better if i went without hearing this but fine, go right ahead @GG

GG: I over heard Pete telling Jacob he's already moved on and bought a ring for someone else. We may here wedding bells very soon! Maybe he can have a joint wedding with his besties, you can be the flower girl ;)

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milamorrone: oh really? funny how i've not seen you write anything about that until now. pathetic. couldn't give less of a fuck who he throws himself at to forget about me @GG his life, his choice 🙂

GG: I didn't post that picture of you and Maia at CVS buying pregnancy tests until this week either. I work in mysterious ways, Camila. I know when to play my cards. Being the forever third wheel has made you bitter babes, maybe you should have thrown yourself at him.

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pmd: hey satan, so nice of you to stash powdered donuts in my boyfriends bag. he's a hard working man. he deserves a cheat day.

pmd: what you failed to consider tho is all i'd need to do is tell jake i shit myself & brought no backups and he'd give me his entire suitcase just because that's the sort of stand up guy he is.

pmd: so what d'you say you can have that back, i'll take you out so you can put it to good use, and we can talk about these issues you clearly have? feels like there's a lot to unpack here.

GG: Hi Sketer! Miss me? Come back to NYC, we miss you. I do think it's unfortunate that you shit yourself enough for your friends consider it normal and not alarming. I'm simply trying to help your friend out. If the temptation doesn't phase him he'll know he's won. If he is tempted for taste... then there is work to do.

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thomasdoherty: you really think i'd just go and choose someone else for you to hurt?

GG: How I see it is that I gave you the chance to protect 2/3 people and you choose to protect 0/3.

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Luke5SOS: camila's my friend..haven't y'all heard of guys and gals being pals? because..that's literally all we are, nothing more to it. but i dunno why you wanna bring her into it, @GG.

GG: Because it's fun, Duh.

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thomasdoherty: you're fuckin jokin --

GG: You two never learn do you? Hurting you only gets me so far. But hurting the people you love... now that'll be enjoyable. If you had to pick my next /pal/ who would you choose? Maude, Victoria or New Dad Chris?

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milamorrone: oh you wish that don't you. would give you something to write about @GG been there done that.

GG: I am too busy writing about how he left dinner with you and your friends and fell into the lips of another ex of his. Turns out he wasn't too torn up about losing his butterfly after all.

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Luke5SOS: hey now......don't go bringing her into this, the fuck, @gg?

GG: Why not? I thought you and little lukey didn't like anyone?

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wolfiecindy: i'd actually love to be stuck on a stranded island. how peaceful to be somewhere tropical and all alone.

GG: With or without your little British Boyfriend?

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thomasdoherty: you're fuckin jokin --

GG: I was trying to help you out, cut you a little break. If you don't want it that's okay. I like playing with you and your little friends.

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GG: Arrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii do you want to know a secret?

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Luke5SOS: who says i don't flaut it, i've been walking around naked all week @GG

GG: Have you shown it to Camila? I'd hate for anything to come out about her and maybe hurt her. What about you? Do you want to hurt her?

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GG: I want dirt on you ex and her new beau. They seem too good to be true and I think it'd be better for everyone if the world knew a little secret or two. Find out something Dovey and Shawny won't want us to know and bring it to me. If you do I won't try and come between you and Tom ever again.