What Different Occultists Write Like
Crowley: He lays a foundation and puts up load bearing posts and starts nailing shit and you're like "wtf is he making" and then suddenly you're like "Ohhh it's a house! Nice house!"
Dee: You watch a man walk into your house, pick up your cast iron frying pan, and bend it with his bare hands into the shape of a little deer. It's scary and impressive.
Agrippa: You are playing Legos with your friend. You make jokes. You build the awesome 500$ star destroyer set together and it rules. It didn't feel hard at all but you made something really impressive.
Schulke: You sit down with a glass of wine and watch Schulke paint a beautiful landscape painting.
Blavatsky: Your friends roommate who just got back from India is trying to convince you that she is a vampire without actually outright saying that she wants you to think she's a vampire.