Zoro: He's so stupidly perfect.
Nami: Who?
Zoro: Sanji. Why does he have to be so hot and strong, and he can cook like better than anyone on the planet. He's kind, and he looks amazing no matter what he's wearing and his eyes are so- ugh!
Nami: Oh Zoro, you have got it bad.
Zoro: *burrying his face in his arms* I know!
Nami: I can help you know.
Zoro: You're gonna charge me for it.
Nami: You don't think Sanji is worth the cost?
Zoro: *offended* Sanji is worth the last breath in my body.
















