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@laitofmylife
"Ah……..I was hoping you’d surprise me but alas. Hun you really don’t know how to set the mood do you? Not everyone is -ping- up and ready roll like you."
"Unless you know, you’re referring to crossword puzzles then hell yeah I can get behind that."
"We can do crossword puzzles after! Now strip."
"That’s disgusting. You either use those or your poor dick doesn’t get anything. Take it or leave it."
"Since when were you in the position to be telling me what to do? Use your hand. Now. Or else even the nice me will get angry, you know~"
-pokes your cheek and flees-
"A hit and run? How cute. Shall we play hide and seek next? Winner gets to fuck the loser."
"Ah~! I guess that means we'll have sex either way...! Just thinking about it's getting me all excited~~"
Laito-san I find you very aesthetically pleasing~ ^o^/
"Aww, that's so nice, Bitch-chan~ I hope you find me sexually pleasing, too."
"And exactly what are you proposing?"
"What does it look like~? Surely you know me better than that, Bitch-chan~!"
"I did fix it. I spent my money on tenga eggs for your sorry self."
"I don't want to use these. I want you to use your hand."
"Nah. They have charm, but egg puns aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. I prefer them scrambled in occasionally myself."
"Why don't we do something more fun than egg jokes, then?"
"Sorry dude, I’m a pure innocent maiden. But here, you can have these to help with your little….problem!!!"
//slides him like 10 tenga eggs
"You caused the problem, so you should fix it."
"You're already here, anyway!"
*lays an egg on him* :D
"I'd rather you take these eggs and make me some macarons, though~"
"I didn’t mean it like that, you sick fuck!"
"…That’s absolutely awful, I don’t want to take part in any of that."
"Aww... You got me excited over nothing. You shouldn't suggest things that you're not going to follow up on. Now I'm all in the mood...... How are you going to take responsibility for this?"
"I would have hoped that you had some common sense to understand the word ‘no’, but apparently you have the intellect of a piece of lint."
"Nowhere. I’ll call the fuckin cops on you, son."
"Aww there's no need to do that."
"I have a pair of handcuffs right here, just for you. ..‘Son', eh? Are we roleplaying a forbidden relationship between a mother and son? Hah... I have some experience with that."
"Dude that’s fowl, like can you not?”
"Hmm~? I thought you eggspecially enjoyed these kind of jokes."
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS >:U
"That doesn't seem like a topic for refined conversation........ It's [REDACTED BY REIJI FOR THE PROTECTION OF YOUTHS EVERYWHERE] cm long."
can i punch you in the mouth
"You're into some strange things... ...but that's kind of exciting...!"
"And what do I get out of this?"
it changes sizes it can b as big as u want and as wide as u want bb ;;;:^ D
"That sounds... super convenient!!"
Hello, Laito-kun! I have a question for you: Have you ever been caught red-handed in a compromising situation at school? You always seem so confident; it couldn't be that you want to be caught, could it?
"Well~ It's happened once or twice...or thrice... I can't help it. There's a certain thrill to being seen, so sometimes I..."
"Ahh, just thinking about it turns me on~~! Buuuut afterwards I get lectured by Reiji, which really isn't much fun."
*Touches his butt*
"Such a forward bitch-chan... I don't mind it at all...!!"
