boyfriend!jean kirstein purposely annoying you with his stubble ˚.✦
“Jean, personal space,” you try, already knowing that it’s pointless. After telling your boyfriend that his beard couldn’t be considered one, he decided to become an annoying little shit, rubbing his stubble against your face every time he could.
“But I’m not bothering you, am I? There’s nothing in my soft and bare face that can be uncomfortable,” he says, as he presses his cheeks against yours, the little hairs not tickling but rasping against your cheek.
You sigh, trying to tilt your head away, but Jean just follows the movement like it’s a game he’s already winning. His arms are looped around your waist, holding you close on the couch and there’s that smug little smirk on his lips you can feel more than see.
“Jean,” you warn again. “It’s like sandpaper. You’re gonna leave my face red.”
He pulls back just enough to look at you, one eyebrow raised, all fake innocence. “Babe, I shaved this morning, what are you talking about? This is basically baby skin.” To prove his point he drags his jaw slowly along your neck, the short, prickly hairs scraping in a way that makes you squirm and slap at his shoulder.
“Ow, ow, stop! You’re such a little shit!”
Jean chuckles, the sound vibrating against your skin. “A little shit with a smooth face, right?” He nuzzles in again, this time aiming for the sensitive spot just under your ear, rubbing deliberately until you’re giggling and trying to push him off at the same time.
You manage to get a hand between you and pinch his cheek. “It’s not even a beard, it’s… angry peach fuzz that hates me.”
He gasps dramatically. “That’s it. Now I’m never shaving again.” But even as he says it, he’s already leaning back in, pressing his stubbly cheek to yours with extra pressure, grinning like an idiot. “Gotta make sure my ‘bare’ face leaves a lasting impression.”
You groan, but you’re smiling too, because even when he’s being the most annoying boyfriend on the planet, you kind of love how stupidly proud he is of his dumb little victory.
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