Alice in Blunderland @lambflop - Tumblr Blog

tamamita

While you sit there being excited about your video games, I'm watching Iran bomb Tel Aviv again

el-shab-hussein

Happy pride month

#UUUHHHMAZING

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

briarbramble

@brigamia LMAO

queer-as-city-folk

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

disheveled-notion

New “do it scared” just dropped

nova-caine99

whereintheworldisauniqueusername

Every Guilty Gear Strive character asks themselves WWGD (What Would Goku Do) before they pull off a combo

mr-deep-downer

Load bearing goku

fightinggameheritageposts

fighting game heritage post

transjinako

Genuinely what anime studio is gonna be able to pick up murciélago and animate both the action scenes and all the lesbian sex scenes well like you need to know kuroko is fucking girls whenever she's not killing someone

transjinako

They need to animate Kuroko's 2 foot long tongue that she uses to eat girls out its literally unavoidable

dogpuppy

intimate-mirror

sludgebones

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

zoctopode

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

magicpiano

People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

open-sketchbook

i really really love the magical muskets for a really specific reason, which is that blackpowder guns are way older than people think and should 100% be treated with similar mythological weight to swords and spears and stuff at this point, and they should have equal prominence in generic fantasy fiction stuff.

lemme put it this way; european longswords and european cannons are siblings. they emerged at basically the same time in the early 1300s, and when the longsword was at its peak use in the mid-1400s, the musket was beginning to proliferate.

likewise, the 'modern' style of katana only started being made in the century leading up to the introduction of muskets to Japan; in fact, the reason the katana became The Samurai Sword was because it was a small practical blade you could wear while you carried a gun.

if you can picture your setting having a sword you can use with two hands, then you should have hand cannons. if your knights have full plate, then there should be matchlocks. if you have a magical girl with a sabre, then you should have magical girls with flintlocks.

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians-deacti

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE