thatonesentence

some sarcastic things I want to say

[lamejokesiheard]

Where on the earth people will ask about your life decisions and a follow up question is not about the decision but about the permission?

Maternal home of a married woman.

#you_are_not_our_reaponsibility_anymore

[lamejokesiheard]

What do you call a second serving of food to some people and none for the ones who made the food?

Sanskar.

#aalugobi_with_a_dash_of_patriarchy

[lamejokesiheard]

You are grey. The grey is you.

[lamejokesiheard]

The umbrella is colorful

It's black from outside and white from inside.

#technicallythetruth

[lamejokesiheard]

The day I decide to skip the sunscreen

Is also the day I decide to go for a bike ride.

In sunshine.

After rain.

Well, ask my skin. She's TAN.

[lamejokesiheard]

The droplets, the eyes and everything in between......... (nothing deep, just my specs: staying right between my eyes and rain, helping me see clearly and making me half blind with the blurriness.....)

Do I know that person? Don't mind me. It'sjust my specs, refracting light in strange patterns where would otherwisebe your face

#struggleswithglasses

[lamejokesiheard]

What do you call a girl who is perfectly real, beautiful, wears no makeup, is obedient, successful, and treditional and a perfect candidate to be DIL.

Not me.

[lamejokesiheard]

What do you call a bag you have no space to keep the books in?

Baggage.

Much like the emotional baggage I have.