William LaMontagne

Independent roleplayblog for Detective William (Will) LaMontagne from Criminal Minds. Tracking: lamxntagne

[lamxntagne-blog]

“Of course not.” he replied, moving to sit behind her as he gently started to massage her shoulders. “I wouldn’t have given you the option if it would upset me in the end.” he pointed out. “I always watch Doctor Phil when I’m off duty. He has good stories. I always knew there was something wrong with Honey BooBoo’s mom.”

[brokenagentjareau-blog]

“Honey whata?” JJ asks, she did not pay attention to Doctor Phil or this Honey BooBoo child either. She leaned into her husband’s hands. “Feels good baby, you sure do give nice massages.” How she had gotten so lucky to be with such a gentlemen she had no clue. 

[lamxntagne-blog]

"I know." he chuckled, pressing a kiss to the side of her head, keeping his cheek against that spot afterwards. "It's probably because our jobs makes a lot of things very gross and suspect-like."

[lamxntagne-blog]

“You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked any more.”

“You don’t have to get so offensive. I’m just saying that if it’s my fault I should fix it. I rather give my life than the life of some innocent people. I can’t live with myself if I sit still and do nothing.”

[lamxntagne-blog]

“And do you ever listen to me, JJ? I guess that being hypocritically snappy is part of the relationship.” he sighed and rubbed his chin. “And what if those people die, huh? I could have prevented it.

[jayjareau]

“You going in there isn’t going to do anything but give them someone else to kill.” JJ spoke, clenching her jaw and taking a deep breath. “Don’t try to guilt me into being okay with it. I care that they get out safely to.”

[lamxntagne-blog]

"What if you and Henry were in there? What if they killed you? I would've blamed the officer they asked for my entire life for letting this happen to the most precious things in the world."

[stckhlmr-a]

Listen up;

Never bash a female character for showing interest in sex. They are as sexual as males. They are not less efficient for sexual threads.

Female characters being intimate does not make a whore. Female characters doing ;nsfw things is not a thirsty bitch. Female characters deserve having FUN as well.

You prefer male on male? Good for you. Do you have an issue with sexually active female characters? Good for you DO you bash female characters over their nsfw engagement. Shame on you.

See something that annoys you? Look away. Unfollow. Do not enter it?

Do not attack the writer for it.

Female / male is a thing as well

Be nice to the female characters. Sex is sex, erotica will be erotica.

People will write sexually active women, if you do not like it I suggest you look away from it.

[lamxntagne-blog]

“You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked any more.”

“You don’t have to get so offensive. I’m just saying that if it’s my fault I should fix it. I rather give my life than the life of some innocent people. I can’t live with myself if I sit still and do nothing.”

[jayjareau]

“So it’s totally fine for you to put your life in danger? — but you like to get all snappy when it’s the other way around. Don’t do this Will.”

[lamxntagne-blog]

"And do you ever listen to me, JJ? I guess that being hypocritically snappy is part of the relationship." he sighed and rubbed his chin. "And what if those people die, huh? I could have prevented it.

[lamxntagne-blog]

“You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked any more.”

"You don't have to get so offensive. I'm just saying that if it's my fault I should fix it. I rather give my life than the life of some innocent people. I can't live with myself if I sit still and do nothing."

[lamxntagne-blog]

“And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

"I see.." Will muttered, lips pressed together in a thin line. "Could you explain me what exactly made you do that?"

[txchkitten-blog]

okay but Penelope asking for a sperm donor because she wants a baby but not a husband or wife yet.

[lamxntagne-blog]

-gives sperm- happy birthday

[reqviemaeterna]

Llamas with hats sentence meme

[lamxntagne-blog]

“There’s a dead human in our house.” “I don’t kill people, that’s my least favorite thing to do.” “And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.” “How could you not know that?” “I’m in the wrong here. I suck.” “What happened to his hands?” “My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.” “What is wrong with you?!” “Well, I kill people and eat them, so that’s two.” “You sunk an entire cruise ship.” “Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!” “Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?” “Well, they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.” “I have a problem. I have a serious problem.” “Shhh! D’you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.” “That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.” “In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat.” “I’m building a meat dragon and any meat won’t do.” “You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked any more.” “Why don’t you blow out your candle?” “It’s hard to hear you over the sound of melting city.” “I ripped the tag off a mattress.” “And friendship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together.” “I think I’m gonna throw - oh, one just touched me.” “I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.”

[lamxntagne-blog]

“Must suck to be stuck here for some case at your own birthday. Not saying I haven’t been through that at least once. My father used to be away more often than not either.”

[txchkitten-blog]

‘ not much to do if i don’t have work. ‘ Penelope shrugged softly, it wasn’t a secret that she had no one outside of the bau.

[lamxntagne-blog]

That made him feel a little bad inside. It was actually rather sad. "Well, at least you have me to spent your birthday with. I don't exactly have candles but that doesn't match the indian food anyway."

[mxrallywrong-blog]

"Can I help you, miss--?"

Regina glanced at the man, watching him closely. “Hm?” The dark haired woman watched the man with a grin. “I’m a bit lost, actually.”  She couldn’t help the faint blush. “I’m not used to big cities.”

[lamxntagne-blog]

"Big cities can be quite confusing indeed." A little strange to come to the police station to ask for the way, but oh well.. "Where were you heading to?"

[lamxntagne-blog]

Muse: *points at other muse* I want it.

Mun: No we gotta ask the other mun nicely if they maybe wanna ship with us.

Muse: BUT I WANT IT

Muse: NOW

Muse: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED

Mun: I've had this conversation before.

[lamxntagne-blog]

“You’re a profiler, aren’t you supposed to figure this out?” he laughed. “I could either give you a back rub or we could have some amazing sex. Both tempt to help according to Dr. Phil.”

[brokenagentjareau-blog]

“Would you be upset if I took the back rub offer? I’ll make it up to you sometime though.” She would no doubt have sex with him sometime before this child was born at least. A part of her felt bad for asking for the back rub instead of sex. “Doctor Phil? Since when do you watch Doctor Phil?”

[lamxntagne-blog]

"Of course not." he replied, moving to sit behind her as he gently started to massage her shoulders. "I wouldn't have given you the option if it would upset me in the end." he pointed out. "I always watch Doctor Phil when I'm off duty. He has good stories. I always knew there was something wrong with Honey BooBoo's mom."

[lamxntagne-blog]

“It is? Well, congratulations, then, I didn’t know.” he told her as he handed her a box of indian food. “I hope you like indian, though.”

[txchkitten-blog]

‘ not many people do.’ Penelope grinned, silently thanking him before taking he box. ‘ i love everything, expect guns.’

[lamxntagne-blog]

"Must suck to be stuck here for some case at your own birthday. Not saying I haven't been through that at least once. My father used to be away more often than not either."

[lamxntagne-blog]

“Yeah.. She so easily says no to everything though. It’s something I love about her but in these situations makes it pretty tough for me to achieve what I want.”

[txchkitten-blog]

‘ i’m sure if you put your soul into it she’ll say yes. i mean she’s not that hard to please?’ Penelope grinned before eyeing the take out. ‘now feed me, its my birthday.’

[lamxntagne-blog]

"It is? Well, congratulations, then, I didn't know." he told her as he handed her a box of indian food. "I hope you like indian, though."

[lamxntagne-blog]

“Oh yes, that’s definitely why I’m saying it. I feel so manly now because I got my wife pregnant.” he laughed, leaning up to press a kiss against her lips. “I love you too. Do you remember what we used to do when you were pregnant of Henry?”

[brokenagentjareau-blog]

JJ had kissed back when he placed a kiss to her lips. “We did a lot of things when I was pregnant with Henry. Some of them more R rated then others.” She was wondering were her husband was going with this. 

[lamxntagne-blog]

"You're a profiler, aren't you supposed to figure this out?" he laughed. "I could either give you a back rub or we could have some amazing sex. Both tempt to help according to Dr. Phil."

[lamxntagne-blog]

Will chuckled at the female’s expression, shaking his head lightly as he did so. He never really enjoyed being in the big picture, getting attention and all, but he figured sometimes everyone was the ‘centre of attention’. “I guess I just want to howl her in quite badly.”

[txchkitten-blog]

‘ its a damn shame you don’t have a brother.’ Penelope teased , reaching out and  patting his shoulder, Will was an amazing guy & JJ was lucky to find someone who understood her. ‘ just tell her & talk to her.’ Sometimes people made relationships out to be so hard. 

[lamxntagne-blog]

"Yeah.. She so easily says no to everything though. It's something I love about her but in these situations makes it pretty tough for me to achieve what I want."

[lamxntagne-blog]

He tugged Henry in and he fell asleep almost immediately, leaving Will grinning as he left his room. He was right; his son was tired indeed. Will headed back to their bedroom, moving to sit beside his wife. He lifted her shirt so her belly would pop out and moved to steady himself on his elbows while softly caressing his stomach, pressing kisses to it every now and then. “I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world; even with the big belly. Maybe especially with the big belly.” he teased.

[brokenagentjareau-blog]

JJ tapped his shoulder lightly at her husband’s teasing. “Not funny.” she could not help the smile on her face moments after that, she had tried to keep a straight face but he did know how to make the straight face come undone. “Are you sure you are not just saying it because of the whole male ego of impregnating someone?” She laughs softly. “Gosh, I love you. Now, please tell me this way of relaxation you have in mind. What is it?”

[lamxntagne-blog]

"Oh yes, that's definitely why I'm saying it. I feel so manly now because I got my wife pregnant." he laughed, leaning up to press a kiss against her lips. "I love you too. Do you remember what we used to do when you were pregnant of Henry?"