Jess

Teenage motorsport nerd Chats about race cars 4 55 2 23 Proud Logan Sargent defender and Williams hater

[landohaslanded]

Here for 2025 World Champion Lando Norris and 2025 World Champion Lando Norris only

[aheadattheapex]

Why is it my driver that has to keep going through these trials and tribulations???

[finifugue]

He's a bitch. He's a lover. He's a slut. He's a mama's girl. He's bisexual. He's straight. He's a gamer. God hates him. Paris Hilton loves him. He's your favourite driver's favourite driver. He's the world's worst formula one world champion. He has a boyfriend at every port. He eats pussy because it's vegan. He's a poor little meow meow. He's a grown ass man. He's babygirl. I didn't say his name but he still popped into your head, didn't he?

[jepheraeth]

LANDO NORRIS P3.

You give a car that works, even remotely. He delivers.

[landohaslanded]

I just want one goid weekend gor Lando for once pretty please

[landopics]

Our luck is so shit

[huntscunt]

Lando having a great lap and not getting to finish is pretty much par for the course this season.

[leedeedum]

diagram i made

[landohaslanded]

Putting “Lando fan” on my CV so people know I can handle challenging environments

[flurofujo]

happy pride month !!

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

sorry but you don’t get to like the “new” lando or say that you miss the “old” lando if you spent the two most important years of his careers belittling him. there is no old or new lando. lando’s the same person he’s always been, but he’s grown and he’s matured while still saying his whimsy elf self. if you couldn’t accept him when he was in that little transition period, you don’t get to enjoy the final product.

[ctimenefic]

This is an incredibly deep and troubling piece on a litigation battle at the heart of Williams. I can't even reduce it to a few key points, it really speaks to every possible issue in the sport, from the multiple kinds of discrimination at play to the role of dark money.

This is the kind of reporting I want on F1 and I can only imagine how hard it has been to put together and get past a team of (British!) media lawyers

Who really controls the Williams F1 team? A bitter legal battle has put this question centre stage

Special report: Allegations of sexism, racism and expenses fiddling are flying across US courts, drawing in leading figures in motor racing

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[2008braziliangrandprix]

mind you SHE was saying that about lando norris…

[2008braziliangrandprix]

wow her defense was actually worse than my paraphrasing. this is insane 😭

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[f1-the-real-housewives-of-monaco]

I’m not kidding when I say I need lando to win the championship this year. Did u see the kind of performances he’s giving this year? In a car that is not the fastest and with a strategy team that is so error prone? He’s giving it his ALL in the races so when will it be for a win???

[monacobby]

if you weren’t on this website last year, i cannot describe to you how absolutely insane being a lando fan felt. literally almost every other week someone would run a “who will win the championship” poll and you’d vote for lando and see he had like 3% of the vote and stare blankly into space. then you’d scroll to try to forget about it and find a new person you once followed who was neutral about lando suddenly hates him and thinks he’s incompetent. then lando would say things like “the championship won’t matter when we’re dead.” and you’d have to just reblog pictures of lando and live for the hope of it all.