I killed MacBeth @landstedelesbian - Tumblr Blog

zeus: Can you come collect your freak of a son,please. He’s doing things. poseidon: No I set him loose on purpose.

Percy 'I am gonna kill you with the power of friendship and this sword my history professor gave me' Jackson

do you ever think about the fact that when the princess andromeda exploded beckendorf smelled the gasoline and thought of home ?

nico, trying to flirt whilst trying to figure out lgbtq slang: that outfit makes you look like a cunt

shout out to percy for being boyfriend of the year. by which i mean he was a boyfriend for a year and then he went missing

Beckendorf: I´m almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the kinks. Sword: I like feet Beckendorf: shut up

nico: *eating a cinnamon roll* Will: cannibalism Nico: *confused chewing noises*

Percy: The giants won last night. nico: You watched the game ? Percy, covered in blood and scratches: What game ?

percy: *chanting in latin* Nico: I'm not a demon! you're not going to exorsise me ! Percy: it was worth a try

zeus: Can you come collect your freak of a son,please. He’s doing things. poseidon: No I set him loose on purpose.

percy: hey kids, want a tarot card reading ? hecate camper: these are pokemon cards Percy: you get a bidoof, which means fuck you

Percy: you remind me of the ocean Nico: because I'm deep and mysterious ? Percy: no, because you are salty and you scare people

percy: lets not forget how awesome I am Percy: I mean, I am fucking Percy Jackson Annabeth: so am I Annabeth: how awesome does that make me ?

*meeting will for the first time* hades:so this is the "twink" you've been "banging"

percy: dam, what a year

Leo: I remember the day piper became vegan Leo: she became a complete diffrent person Leo: like i never met herbivore

okay, hear me out. percy jackson, regular storyline and everything BUT with annabeth's innerthoughts

I killed MacBeth