Lanky Orangutan

Allison | 31 | UK | She/Her | This blog is a mess. I enjoy drawing, crafting, and playing with rope on the side.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[advosart]

Riolu can have a little brainrot, as a treat

[testmule]

Gender affirming muzzle

[pyroblade55]

Reminder to the others enjoying the Petraposting, this panel exists.

We need to acknowledge that Petra is a puppygirl

[stinkytreen]

This gave me inspiration lmao

[biggaybunny]

Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.

[biggaybunny]

Trans women will come up and sniff your hand and eat a piece of lettuce or perhaps fruit out of your hand if you’re patient.

[biggaybunny]

Trans women are mostly crepuscular and enjoy having secluded areas to rest in during the day

[biggaybunny]

However trans women will chew on your wires if you let them.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before

[segamascott]

[foxes-in-love]

[dykemuzzle]

Get ur bigass ears outta the way

[silentthevoice]

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

“Maybe i need to use the sleep”

[c-rowlesdraws]

pretty gnolls,,,

very cute very floofy,,,

floofy 🌼

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[dykemuzzle]

Sorry, puppy girls aren’t allowed on the couch. No, not even to watch the new Ghost in the Shell.

[foone]

talking to a close friend about BDSM and they keep interrupting me trying to tell them about my dream bdsm scene by pointing out that I'm just describing the events of Portal (2007) again.

[mollyjames]

Ever since I was a sweet little boy, I knew I wanted to grow up to be a mean lesbian

[ramshacklegear]

Headcase

Locking sensory deprivation hood Don’t forget to put your tools away🛠️

[thejohnsu]

Happy 40th, Metroid!

Track Suit Samus is speed running her morning route by Zeben Eleben (or Famicom Mart?)