COWBOY

Disclaimer: Not an actual cowboy

[larcolo]

Gotta make sure I don’t go forgotten

[larcolo]

soldatika replied to your post: I don’t remember what our matchies were but I’m...

gaby started it.

First she kills me, now she breaks my heart by breaking matchies? 

[larcolo]

I don’t remember what our matchies were but I’m terribly betrayed by the fact that they were broken while I was dead

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

JFK Goes to Buffalo Wild Wings

“Welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings, what can I get ya?”

“Hi!  I was looking to get a twenty piece wing, but I wasn’t too sure of what sauce.  What’s ya’lls hottest?”

“That would be the blazin, but could I recommend only getting five to start out with, or maybe an order of ten of another flavor?”

“Oh, no.  That won’t be necessary.  I can handle heat pretty well.”

“Alrighty, I’ll have that out to you soon!”

“Thank you!”

20 minutes later, JFK gets his wings and takes the first bite

Good gracious!  I’m on fire!!!  Robert, give me your cone!!

luggh!  UGH!  Eth eth not helhing.

Oouull!  UUHHOOH!  Oug guhd eh hudda haken her avith!

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

[pussylipgloss]

no one looks more put together than a bitch wearing like 5 necklaces or a bitch wearing maybe 7+ rings

[thelvadam]

Some of yall are too horny on this site. Try to be less horny.

[strawbebbynya]

If I’m even a degree less horny than usual I will certainly die

[r0kita]

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

[smiloe]

*blushes and points a gun at you*

[larcolo]

Excuse me while I catch up on two years of very important posts

[soldatika]

что-то другое.

[tangletie-deactivated20231029]

[tangletie-deactivated20231029]

soldatika replied to your post: schäm dich.

du bist derjenige, der ihn getötet hat.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[larcolo]

#he died as he lived.

[tangletie-deactivated20231029]

soldatika replied to your post: soldatika replied to your post: …

getting fucked?

getting fucked, that’s right.

[soldatika]

Его зовут Карамазов.

[tangletie-deactivated20231029]

it’s been a while since i uploaded one of these. :-)

[larcolo]

Now that can’t be right

[xanny]