birdie

23 rounds around the sun

[officialkendallroy]

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

[everfaye]

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

[valkyriexo]

"I am written by a man"

"I am written by a woman"

I am written by bubble message Lee know

[incorrectskzquotes]

Hyunjin: Felix yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

[just-a-lonely-nobody]

[house-ad]

[larkinthepark]

WHAT IS THIS AD

[adhd-vibes]

[adhd-vibes]

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: I have a bad feeling about this.

Minho: What do you mean?

Chan: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Minho: No.

Chan: That actually explains so much.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Hyunjin: I think disrespect is subjective. It really is.

Hyunjin: Because if Seungmin called me a bitch...my heart would flutter.

Hyunjin: But if Jisung called me a bitch, I’m going to prison.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: Jisung, NO!

Jisung: *standing still* What?

Chan: Sorry, force of habit. Jeongin, NO!

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan, after an argument: I'm sorry about all the mean things I said before.

Minho:

Chan:

Chan: I'm assuming by the fact that your hand is now on my ass that you accept my apology.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Felix: I made a marshmallow Minho. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at marshmallow Changbin for annoying him. Do you like it?

Minho, choked up: It's fine.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Jisung: If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly," would you take the money?

Changbin: I'm not going to turn down $200 because someone has bad eyesight.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Stray Kids as ao3 Tags Pt?

[incorrectskzquotes]

Jisung: After you.

Hyunjin: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jisung: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance I’ll attack you from the front.

Hyunjin: Yeah, but it’ll be easier to stop, or I’ll--

[Jisung slaps Hyunjin]

[everythingfox]

I am you, but stronger