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TPotts: RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR NOSES! THAT'S INSANE!

TPotts: I DON'T KNOW! THEY WERE LIKE WIGGLING KIND OF WHILE HOLDING EACH OTHER LIKE THEY WERE TAKING PROM PHOTOS? DOES THAT COUNT AS ACTIVELY FUCKING?! THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T HATE YOU, YOU GOT TO BE NAKED WHILE BETH AND CHAUNCY FUCKED, THAT GETS YOU CLOSER TO THE THREEWAY THAN IT DOES ME!

TPotts: MAYBE THEY DO WANT TO INVOLVE US IN IT BUT THEY'RE TOO SCARED TO ASK BECAUSE WE'RE SO HOT AND COOL AND INTIMIDATING? I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS GETTING DICKED DOWN BY CHAUNCY THOUGH! I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF ANY OF THE TWO OF US IN THIS GROUP FUCKED, IT'D BE YOU AND CHAUNCY! YOU THINK? OKAY! YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD SCENE AND THIS IS FOR A VALIANT CAUSE! NOW WE JUST HAVE TO STAGE IT SO THAT IT ALL LINES UP PERFECTLY AND FIXES EVERYTHING!

Lark: SO INSANE! WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIENDS ARE THEY EVEN?

Lark: THAT SO COUNTS AS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING! OR AT LEAST V INTENSE DRY HUMPING MAYBE? IDK!! I WAS NAKED IN A DIFFERENT ROOM! IF THEY WERE FUCKING WHILE WE WERE HOME TOO THIS WHOLE TIME WE’VE BOTH PROBABLY BEEN NAKED WHILE THEY’VE BEEN FUCKING???

Lark: NO! BECAUSE LAST TIME I MENTIONED IT CHAUNCY ACTED LIKE I WAS BEING A BAD FRIEND FOR THINKING OF BETH IN THAT WAY! MEANWHILE HE JUST WANTED HER TO HIMSELF APPARENTLY!!!! ALSO THEY ALREADY KNOW WE’D BOTH BE DOWN! LOL NO! IF IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IT WOULD’VE HAPPENED FOREVER AGO! BUT OMG!! REMEMBER THAT TIME HE AND I WENT TO THAT DANCE TOGETHER? I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT HE TOLD ME THAT US GOING TOGETHER WAS AN ACCIDENT AND HE HAD WANTED TO GO WITH BETH INSTEAD!! WOAH WHAT IF THEY’RE LIKE IN LOVE AND THATS WHAT YOU SAW? LOVE SEX??? LOL YESSSS!! HOW SHOULD WE STAGE IT THEN? I’VE NEVER STAGED ANYTHING BEFORE BUT I’M GREAT AT FUCKING!

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TPotts: I'M SURE YOU CAN STILL CATCH THEM DOING IT! IF THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING WHEN THEY'RE LOCKED IN EACH OTHER'S ROOMS ALL DAY, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY DO IT!

TPotts: I MIGHT HAVE?! BUT I DON'T KNOW! I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST LIKE HOLDING EACH OTHER WEIRD AND MOVING KIND OF FUNNY AS LIKE SOME KIND OF JOKE BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THEY MIGHT BE FUCKING I REALIZE... THAT'S WHAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN? IT WAS WHEN WE WERE AT THE AIRBNB! YOU WERE TAKING A SHOWER AND THEY HAD BEEN IN THE KITCHEN FOR A WHILE AND I POPPED IN THERE TO GET A SNACK FOR MYSELF!

TPotts: MAYBE LIKE THOSE SEXY NUN COSTUMES THAT COME OUT ON HALLOWEEN! DOES IT HELP OR HURT YOU TO KNOW SHE COULD AND MAYBE WOULD COMMIT TO THE FUCKING?! I GUESS SHE DID SEEM PRETTY CHILL ON OUR TRIP COMPARED TO HOW I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE BUT MAYBE SHE SMOKED WEED BEHIND OUR BACK OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW IT'S WHAT MAKES MOST SENSE BUT IT'S HARD TO PICTURE THEM FUCKING DURING THE TRIP! WAIT, REALLY?! YOU'D BE DOWN?!

Lark: THAT IS WHAT THEY’RE DOING WHEN THEY’RE LOCKED IN EACH OTHER’S ROOMS ALL THE TIME!!! THEY’RE FUCKING!!! A LOT!!!

Lark: MOVING KIND OF FUNNY? LIKE THEY WERE ACTIVELY FUCKING IN FRONT OF YOU!?? THAT’S SO FUCKING KINKY OMG??? I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER WHEN BETH AND CHAUNCY WERE FUCKING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU!!! WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME?!

Lark: I GUESS! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! IT BOTH HELPS AND HURT ME SINCE WE DON’T GET TO DO IT BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING SNEAKY BITCHES!!! SHE WAS PRETTY CHILL ON OUR TRUP BECAUSE SHE WAS GETTING DICKED DOWN THE ENTIRE TIME! THAT’S SO INSANE I CSNNOT EVEN BELIEVE! WOW!!! YEAH, OFC! IT’S A CRAZY SITUATION AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT IS TO DO SOMETHING EVEN CRAZIER!!!

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TPotts: APPARENTLY NOT THAT SNEAKY SINCE I SAW IT!

TPotts: OH MY FUCKING FUCK, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT IT, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN IT TWICE! CAN YOU FUCK STANDING UP WITH THE GIRL'S BACK TO THE DUDE'S CHEST?! IS THAT A POSITION?!

TPotts: I HAVE ALWAYS EASILY BEEN ABLE TO PICTURE ANY OF US FUCKING SO I'M NO HELP THERE. MAYBE SHE'S ONLY FUCKING CHAUNCY BECAUSE ORVILLE BROKE HER HEART SO MUCH THOUGH? I DON'T KNOW! BETH AND CHAUNCY LOVE TO LECTURE, THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD CATCH US HAVING SEX AND NOT GO OFF ON US ABOUT WHY WE SHOULDN'T, AND THEN THAT'D BE WAY TOO EASY TO TURN THE TABLES ON THEM, RIGHT?

Lark: BUT I NEVER DID :(

Lark: YOU SAW IT TWICE???? YOU SAW BETH AND CHAUNCY FUCK TWICE? IT IS A POSITION!! KINDA!!! WHEN WAS THIS!?!?!?!

Lark: YOU, ME AND CHAUNCY, YEAH SO EASY BUT BETH GIVES NUN VIBES. WHENEVER I PICTURED THE ULTIMATE FOURSOME, I JUST SEE HER SITTING THERE GETTING ORAL OR TOUCHING HERSELF AT DIFFERENT POINTS, NOT LIKE FULL COMMITMENT TO THE FUCKING, YOU KNOW? BUT SHE WASN’T EVEN THAT UPSET REALLY ON OUR TRIP!!!! SHE’S BEEN WAY MORE BROKEN HEARTED BEFORE ONLY CHAUNCY’S DICK WASN’T IN THE EQUATION POSSIBLY!! OOOOOOH SO VALID! MAYBE WE SHOULD DO IT! THEN WE COULD OUT THEM FOR BEING THE HYPOCRITES THEY SO CLEARLY ARE!!!

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TPotts: YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY DO, THEY SHIT ON YOU FOR SUGGESTING IT EVERY TIME! WHAT HYPOCRITES! OR WAS IT JUST A COVER UP?! 😱😱😱

TPotts: THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKED UP BUT I CAN'T PICTURE BETH HAVING AN AFFAIR! PLUS I THOUGHT SHE REALLY LIKED ORVILLE? BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?! APPARANTLY I'M A MORON! WE *COULD* CONFRONT THEM AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN TELLING? SHOWING! WHAT IF WE HAD *THEM* CATCH *US* FUCKING AND FORCED THEM TO CONFRONT THEIR SHIT THAT WAY?!

Lark: IT COULD BE BOTH!!! THEY’RE SUCH SNEAKY HATERS OMG!

Lark: I CAN’T PICTURE BETH FUCKING AT ALL BUT WE KNOW SHE DOES! SO DID I BUT SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET DUMPED A MONTH AGO TO ALREADY BE FUCKING CHAUNCY OF ALL PEOPLE? OH! WOW! THAT’S DEFINITELY AN IDEA, I GUESS? DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK???

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TPotts: IS IT WEIRD TO BE JEALOUS OF BOTH OF THEM? HARD!

TPotts: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT *CAN* WE DO?! LIKE WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, WE CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING, BUT WHAT IS THERE TO DO?! BETH HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO SO IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN THAT LONG?! OH MY FUCK, IS CHAUNCY HER REBOUND GUY?! THAT'S SUCH A STUPID IDEA!

Lark: YES! BUT ALSO NO? GETTING BESTIE FUCKED HARD IS GOALS!! AND THEY SHIT ON ME FOR SUGGESTING IT!

Lark: CONFRONT THEM MAYBE!? SEE WHAT THEY’RE UP TO? LIKE FIND OUT IF THEY’RE LIKE DATING NOW OR JUST FUCKING TO FUCK? YEAH BUT LIKE WHAT IF THEY WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR OR SOMETHING AND BETH TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY TELLING ORVILLE THAT SHE LOVES HIM AND THATS WHY HE JETTED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE???

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TPotts: I SAW THEM FUCK! LIKE *SERIOUSLY* FUCK!

TPotts: THIS IS AN EVEN WORSE FRIEND EMERGENCY!

Lark: YOU SAW /BETH/ GET RAAAAAILED BY /CHAUNCY/! HARD!

Lark: YEAH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!? OUR BEST FRIENDS ARE FUCKING! RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'S BEEN GOING ON?

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TPotts: ...You're making some very valid points.

TPotts: HOLY SHIT, WHAT IF THEY'RE FUCKING?!

TPotts: WHAT IF I SAW IT?!

Lark: HOLY FUCK!!!! YOU SAW BETH AND CHAUNCY FUCK!!!

Lark: BETH AND CHAUNCY ARE FUCKING!!!!!!

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TPotts: Like I guess? But I think I'd know if two of my best friends were fucking? Plus, we've lived with Beth AND Chauncy both, we've heard them both fuck through a wall, and they were WAY louder during their fight.

Lark: You think them loudly wrestling is more likely than Chauncy turning Beth into an absolute screamer? I mean, we've heard some of the people he brings in haven't we? How dressed were they while "wrestling"?

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TPotts: Beth and Chauncy??????????

Lark: Yes? Obviously?

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TPotts: Beth's room! On her bed! So at least they weren't on the FLOOR or something but asldkfj it was INSANE!

Lark: Oh wow. Are you sure they weren't just fucking??

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TPotts: YEAH!!! Like, they weren't just play-fighting like when we were kids or something, they were SWEATING! AND GRUNTING! AND FLAILING! AND SCREAMING! It was a LOT! What do you think HAPPENED?!

Lark: Um babe...where did you see this happen???

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TPotts: I KNOW! I have no idea what could have had them at each other's throats like that but they were going HARD, so so HARD! WHAT DO WE DO?!

Lark: SO SO HARD? WHAT??????

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TPotts: FRIEND EMERGENCY, FRIEND EMERGENCY!

TPotts: I caught Beth and Chauncy wrestling earlier, like, VIOLENTLY wrestling, with vigor! AND she was like FULLY screaming! I don't think I've ever heard Beth go full voice before and it would've been cool if I wasn't 99.99% sure that they must be in a fight? They didn't even notice me there, THAT'S how all up in each other's business they were! Should we host an intervention?! Because you know as well as I do that if any two of us have a friend break up, we're DOOMED as a foursome!

Lark: WHAT????

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Cadence: THANK YOU! I auditioned for them last year and didn't get it but I guess they kept me on the back burner because IT'S FINALLY MY TIME! Pfsltskfj you're the nicest, thanks! I can't think of anyone I'd rather go with. Well, except *maybe* Chai, but she's married now AND a literal mommy and not just the kind she's always been and a princess, so she's probably too busy, huh?

Lark: Maybe they were just saving you for a class that actually deserves your awesomeness! Well damn, way to remind me that I'm only a second choice to you. But idk man if you wanna hang out with Chai so bad, you could ask if she's not too busy. Princesses have nannies and stuff don't they?

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Cadence: Guess who got hired to DJ at the high school's homecoming ball?! I know it's not THAT great a get but a gig is a gig and I'm so excited for it! Do you want to be my plus one?

Lark: That’s so great, Dude!! A gig is a gig and children are like the future so you’re basically making yourself the future of music by djing for them, I think! I’d love to be your plus one!

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TPotts: WELP, Thank You For the Music, it was a blast! YOU DO BUT I CAN APPRECIATE FROM A DISTANCE, BIG FAN! I WISH WE COULD TOO! IF WE HAD A FOUR WAY THERE'S NO WAY I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH ALL *THREE* OF YOU! IT'S THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

Lark: You’re welcome! I guess it’s time for you to Move On! THANKS! YOU DA BEST! YEAH! WE’D ALL HAVE FUN, YOU’D FINALLY GET LAID AND WE’D HAVE THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND SECRET OF ALL TIME!

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