No.

No.

[larryfeaturingbullshit-blog]

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me: what

friend: OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

[dylanbrians-deactivated20160703]

NEW VIRUS FOUND!!

Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:

WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T CLICK IT OR LOG IN BECAUSE IT DELETES YOUR BLOG! MY FRIEND OPENED IT AND LOGGED BACK IN!

The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.

REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD AWARENESS!

[the-traveler-crew-deactivated20]

Time to spread this like A. BUCKIN’. WILDFIRE!!!

[blaz3d-and-confused]

I once knew this girl who carried around a potato in her pocket and it had a face and toothpicks for arms and legs and one time this guy was bothering her so she took out the potato and stabbed him with it 

poTATOES ARE SO METAL WOW

[hashtagswaglol]

[larryfeaturingbullshit-blog]

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *goes back up*

Me: *reblogs*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

Me: *scrolls*

[virgo-blogger]

when someone brings up embarrassing shit you did in the past

[polaroidparties-deactivated2018]

Stuff I’ve learned from Tumblr:

The Supernatural fandom has a gif for literally everything

Everyone LOVES Tom Hiddleston

No one knows what the heck ‘soft grunge’ is

SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK!

If you have good eyebrows you’re basically a queen

Nobody AND I MEAN NOBODY can mention 7th grade

[polaroidparties-deactivated2018]

Me comforting my friend: *gives 900 chapter speech to them about how awesome they are*

My friend comforting me: “why are you crying stop it”

[telescopical]

it’s gotten to the point where i don’t know if my funny thoughts are my own original thoughts or if they are just a text post i read a long time ago

[larryfeaturingbullshit-blog]

mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie

dad: if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him

grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you

friends of parents: you're going to break lots of hearts

friends: you're pretty, now shut up

boys: why is that potato looking at me

[funny-text-posts]

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

[funny-text-posts]

Some of the best and funniest text posts, in my opinion :-)

[phospadparadscha]

me: *talks to opposite gender*

people at school: “oooOOOOooooooOHHHHH!!!!!! YOU TOTALLY HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON THEM OMG YOU LOVE HIM DON’T YOU???”

me: 

 can u not

[bad-comes-back-to-youu]

[rockitrocket-deactivated2025072]

Those spy outfits were just too tempting

Do not edit or repost

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[astraltwelve]

[imtaurus1-deactivated20151011]

These posts have to do with the traits, qualities, etc, associated with the Zodiac Sign of Taurus. They may apply to individuals with their Sun in Taurus, many planets in Taurus or the 2nd House, or a strong Venus influence in their chart.

Additionally, certain posts may apply to those with a...