Funny Text Posts

Devon, NZ

[slutstain]

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

[prettycryptid]

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

[magnetictapedatastorage]

youtubers talk about The Algorithm the way people used to  talk about evil spirits

[just-shower-thoughts]

I never realize how much I love my toilet until I am forced to take a shit somewhere else.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

[the-inarticulate-chikin]

the other four are for bloodshed

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex by having sex

[the-average-gatsby]

when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Darth Wayne

[curiooftheheart]

Lil Plagueis

[babyanimalgifs]

I guess cats aren’t so cold after all

[112196355]

Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[the-memedaddy]

[vomitpuppy-deactivated20200809]

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

[catchymemes]

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

you ever turn yourself slowly under the shower like a rotisserie chicken to evenly distribute the warmth

[whitepeopletwitter]