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• Lars • They/He/She • 20 • 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇭 • art @larsinthefield • out of that high A tussy •

[larsinthefield]

Hey there, nice to meetcha. Have a long overdue intro post.

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[lbe-3223]

DENSHATTACK

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[xenomorthian]

Yo @larsbarsmarscars your gay brother reblogged this too!

[larsbarsmarscars]

@x-chainghoul-x this your alt account, brother mine?

[vocaqueers]

TOP SURGERY SCARS IN THE E10+ TRAIN GAME????

im going INSANE. who is this guy. he has immaculate vibes. i need him

literally just learned about this game cuz i saw RTgame, John Vtuber, and Ironmouse are in it. and im already so obsessed and it comes out next to our birthday aaaaAAAA-

edit: fsr the first trailer on steam when i found this said E10+ but apparently it was changed to T, it's still cool though

[the-big-mood]

The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[unpretty]

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

[unpretty]

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

[canaryatlaw]

@batmanisagatewaydrug

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Bruce, upon realizing that he’s getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers 

[ms-demeanor]

Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting “batter up!”

[cipheramnesia]

Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it.

[indyexploits]

Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets. Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from. Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor.

[allnewalldifferentwildspider]

Clark: I gave him a dollar.

Peter: He gave me a dollar.

Clark: I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar.

Bruce: Well of course he’s not gonna go away. If you gave him a dollar he’s gonna assume you have more.

[heroofthreefaces]

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[fluffydancer618]

HJFGDFHSHJDFGFH

[serien-live]

Coffee Talk Tokyo - Serien Plays (Part 10)

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[lavenderpilled]

showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[pikopichunchunmaru]

[kaomojiloser]

it’s ochako chan !!!!!! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[importantpics]