Enzeru

she's an old lady be patient -the person who set this up 4 her [RP BLOG]

[lastblessedwarrior]

hi! one of miss enzeru's students here! me and the others decided it'd be funny if we brought her on tumblr but she is an old lady (somewhere in her hundreds of thousands to be exact!) so she might be a bit "weird" but be nice!! she's really cool when you are!!! (^-^)

also if she uses old English (thee, thou, thy, shit like that) and you make fun of/tease her about it we will hunt you down. and we are all serious about this we love our mentor[mother figure?]

((Her toyhouse https://toyhou.se/24593935.enzeru))

[lastblessedwarrior]

Why have the other ageless women with white hair and dark eyes in this kingdom both caused issues.

Tell me

[lastblessedwarrior]

guys

you know those

singing fish things

well um

I gave one to miss enzeru and she's been staring at it for the past half hour

she hasn't said a word I don't know what she's thinking does she hate it???? does she love it??? Help???? I don't wanna take it because she has a dagger and I've seen what she can do on instinct alone

-one of the students

[lastblessedwarrior]

I think of my love at times. Oh, Ente. How I yearn to see your smile again. How I yearn to hold your hands in mine and hear you speak again.

[onezee]

Hast thou turned a feline into a full garment?? Or hast thou managed to perfectly disguise thineself as a feline?

[@lastblessedwarrior]

[lastblessedwarrior]

Onezie? I have never heard such a term.

[onezee]

[lastblessedwarrior]

A.. sleep garment? I see now. I thank thee for explaining.

[onezee]

[lastblessedwarrior]

Alright, then? I shall not thank thee again?

[lastblessedwarrior]

LOOK AT HOW COOL THIS PICTURE I GOT OF MISS ENZERU WHILE SHE EAS TEACHIBG US TO STAND ON AIR AND FIRE A BOW AT THE SAME TIME

I almost fell to my DEATH so you all could see how cool she is frfr

[onezee]

Hast thou turned a feline into a full garment?? Or hast thou managed to perfectly disguise thineself as a feline?

[@lastblessedwarrior]

[lastblessedwarrior]

Onezie? I have never heard such a term.

[onezee]

[lastblessedwarrior]

A.. sleep garment? I see now. I thank thee for explaining.

[onezee]

Hast thou turned a feline into a full garment?? Or hast thou managed to perfectly disguise thineself as a feline?

[@lastblessedwarrior]

[lastblessedwarrior]

Onezie? I have never heard such a term.

[lastblessedwarrior]

There are so many "Sour Worm Gummies" in the world. It may take me centuries to fell them all.

But that is my duty as. Blessed Warrior. To vanquish all evil.

[lastblessedwarrior]

I must vanquish all "Sour Worm Gummies"

They are the work of evil.

[spicypechaberry]

Do the youthful mortals these days still like swords or is it crossbows now?

[enzeruposting...@lastblessedwarrior]

...I mean! I don't think most people use weapons. My boyfriend does!

[lastblessedwarrior]

I am trying to get gifts for my students' friends to console them about their mortality. I only know of weapons being acceptable gifts. And you are a youthful mortal, so I asked because you may know.

I do not know what the mortals like these days.

[spicypechaberry]

Well, it's more personalized nowadays!! You gotta find out what they like yaknow?

[lastblessedwarrior]

...I will ask mine students then.

[lastblessedwarrior]

I have found "Sour Worm Gummies" within the local "Convenience Market" (not very convenient, in my opinion. The door was hardly big enough, even with my armor's wings tucked in.)

So I purchased them.

Why are these accursed things painful. Who would enjoy this.

[spicypechaberry]

Do the youthful mortals these days still like swords or is it crossbows now?

[enzeruposting...@lastblessedwarrior]

...I mean! I don't think most people use weapons. My boyfriend does!

[lastblessedwarrior]

I am trying to get gifts for my students' friends to console them about their mortality. I only know of weapons being acceptable gifts. And you are a youthful mortal, so I asked because you may know.

I do not know what the mortals like these days.

[lastblessedwarrior]

fsh

[lastblessedwarrior]

How in the revered names of the Lords do I use this accursed "app?" Where is the thorn? What are "blorbos?" Why have my students explained nothing to me about it? Other than how to type. The languages nowadays are so difficult.