Mace: Now, I know Agent Johnson was your friend, but—
Coulson: Excuse me but she is our DAUGHTER.
May: How dare you say bad things about my beautiful, powerful pride and joy who I made into an agent!
Coulson: She may be a little lost, but she’s still our kid and we love her, god, Jeffery!
May: Say things like that about her again and I will END you.
Mace: Okay… well I’m going to need to borrow Agent Simmons—
May: OH HELL NO don’t touch my beautiful, genius daughter.
Coulson: Leave my son alone.
Coulson: And you can forget about using our son, Mack, and his girlfriend who we’re planning on adopting, Yo-yo, too.
May: Leave our kids alone, Jeffery, GOD.
Mace:… you guys have issues.
Coulson:… well we were planning on adopting you, too, but you just ruined your chances, so…