To Be Alive 💎.

Big dick problems

Never being deep throated Being denied certain positions because you hit the cervix too much Accidentally touching the inside of the toilet bowl

Not buying sweats cause you don’t wanna be poking out all day

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When a child wants to hug you and you aren’t tryna poke them in the eye

I’m crying in the middle of class 😂😂😂😂😂😂never thought about that.

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*Having to buy mostly briefs cause boxers let it slip out the hole and never wants to stay in place*

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This is eye opening. Guys, stop dicking around and realize you’re fine the way you are.

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Waking up and tryna sneak past your mom’s room cause you don’t want her to see ya morning wood stretching out ya underwear

this post is hilarious

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lmfao im so weak

Constantly shifting your dick to the left or right side of your jeans to avoid creating a bulge

-sigh- y'all laughing but it’s really a struggle

Like I use to be so insecure about this shit. I would wear the spandex shorts in high school, so when I got a random hard on the print was less obvious(so I thought) and I’d have this big ass stick on my left thigh. Fml, I’m having flashbacks

I still wear a pair of shorts under everything usually so my print isn’t so obvious and because ball is life 😂😂😂😓

😅😅😅nigga! I have a pair of briefs, and spandex, jogging shorts, with loose ass jeans out. They will never know! 😂😂😂😂😞

Tryna hide my shit like its a gov’t secret 😂 concealing weapons of mass destruction. They be thinking we just some average nig til we draw Excalibur from the stone on em real quick 😂😂😂 always keep em guessing

😅😅😅😅😅I’m weak!!! Yes!! They think they just gettin some ole regular Tyrone Dick. Mr. Marcus is here lmaooooo

Finna rearrange them organs real quick 😂😂😂 you might need some Tylenol and an ice pack in the morning

😩😩😩😩 I never thought I was any good until someone blew my phone to say that they couldn’t get out of bed because they hurt so bad. I felt bad until she called me over for another round. I guess she love the pain?? 😅😅

atrevetesiquieres

alright now 👀👀

👀😳😕

atrevetesiquieres

y'all are blessings never forget that

I would believe that if I weren’t a single man lol

atrevetesiquieres

lol well that’s a whole other conversation

Tooouuuccchhheee

slayngstonhughes

I know I’m late but having to decide between just waiting out the morning wood or risking it all at the toilet with the long shot pee Smh

This was Def me this morning. Or when your emergency piss comes in the middle of the night and you bang your dick on every surface trying to find the lights, and the door, and the toilet. Lmao

slayngstonhughes

Lmao man that’s like half the reason I sleep with the tv on

😳yo I have legit never fuckin thought of that…..

slayngstonhughes

I be tryna stay one step ahead of my penis these days. He be tryna get me fucked up

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He will have you walking with a limp for reasons other than ones we want lol

im mad he said hiding it like a government secret😂😂😂