love's a game, wanna play?

got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you i'm insane. . xenon. twenty. healer.

[lastnamegambino]

judge: how do you plead?

dustin, looking at jas:

jas: (silently mouthing 'not guilty')

dustin, clearing his throat: hot milky

jas, packing up her papers: just fucking lock him up

[lastnamegambino]

caelie: dustin, did you eat all of the donuts??

dustin: no

caelie: why are you lying i can see the powder on your nose

dustin, panicked: that's cocaine

[lastnamegambino]

kanon, screaming: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS IN MY MOUTH

toni:

jas:

popo:

obama:

lexi, softly: i just wanted to see if they'd all fit

[lastnamegambino]

kanon: i am the smartest.

lexi: i'm more smarter.

kanon, angry: yoU COLORED THE SUN BLUE!

[lastnamegambino]

caelie: i can't go. stress is bad for the baby.

jas: what baby?

caelie: me

[lastnamegambino]

jas: i'm playing a new game. it's called 'drink whenever you feel depressed'.

caelie: that's called alcoholism.

[lastnamegambino]

dustin, knocking on the door: hey, you two decent?

jas and caelie, laying on their beds, listening to taylor swift and crying:

jas: emotionally, not at all.

caelie: but we are wearing pants if that's what you're asking

[lastnamegambino]

lexi: bellybuttons are just our old mouths

dustin: i was having a great day until you said that

[lastnamegambino]

(air horn sound)

(another air horn sound)

jas: this isn't deoderant

[lastnamegambino]

jas, very drunk: i promise i'll never make a pact with a demon.

dustin: i don't completely believe you but okay

[lastnamegambino]

jas: so he broke up with me -

caelie: why are you looking up?

jas: i need to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars!

[lastnamegambino]

caelie, whispering: what time is it?

dustin, also whispering: i got you.

dustin: (begins playing the trumpet as loudly as he can)

caelie:

dustin:

jas: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

dustin: it's 3 am

[lastnamegambino]

jas: you read my diary???

caelie: in my defense i didn't realize it was a diary. i thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[lastnamegambino]

dustin: who the fuck -

jas, sternly: LANGUAGE.

dustin: sorry, whom the fuck -

[lastnamegambino]

jas: you know, jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. they say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.

dustin, concerned: what do you mean? where do they go?

[lastnamegambino]

dustin: it smells like updog in here

jas: what's updog?

dustin: sEE CAELIE I TOLD YOU I'D GET HER TO SAY IT

[lastnamegambino]

jas: build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

caelie: i don't think that's how it goes