Sifting through the ashes of humanity.

If it's funny, irreverent, stupid, socialist, or gay, I'm all about it.

[himynamesisnotemail]

[bruzum]

the sexual tension

[lastwolfstanding]

"Oh, Jesus Christ, I think he saw me!"

"Who?"

"... did I stutter?"

[catchymemes]

[lastwolfstanding]

I could change that.

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[lizardho]

The difference between living to avoid shame and living to destroy it.

[mst3kgifs]

Isn't this Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army? IN CARS.

[lastwolfstanding]

This film was my very first experience with MST3K and to this day, whenever someone messes up massively, I will say "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!"

[mf-dude]

[lastwolfstanding]

I was walking with my boyfriend once after a very wet, heavy snow storm. I was about three steps ahead of him and pointed up to an overhead branch just above our heads and said, "that's a lot of snow!" When he looked up I tugged the branch and a mountain of snow covered him from above.

As he looked at me in stunned disbelief I said, "You're so clearly an only child. Someone with a sibling would never have missed so many blatant warning signs."

[braccobelle]

— my scan of lorraine bracco and james gandolfini from one of my british magazines (the eye), c. 2004 (picture taken 1999)

[lastwolfstanding]

"Yeah, but that's when you tried to put a fork in my eye!"

"No! That was your mother!"

[pilledmedia]

HBO's The Soprano's promotional postcards.

Sourced from various Ebay listings.

[lastwolfstanding]

"Hey, I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face."

"Well then I would ask you extend me the same courtesy you would a crack whore."

"Our anniversary, yours and mine, not you me and Johnny f***ing Sack."

"And they told me to tell you and Tony, 3 o' clock."

"What am I, fodder for cartoonists now?"

"Don't let certain people take advantage of your good nature, Junior."

"Next the lame will walk and the blind will see."

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

[iamwizzzzz]

[theehorsepusssy]

[lastwolfstanding]

Not right in front of my one way on 11th Ave!

[bruzum]

[lastwolfstanding]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[george-has-confessions-to-show]

the same here

[lastwolfstanding]

I did once paint a tunnel on a cliff face and watch a bird run through it though. But then when I tried to run through it I broke my nose.

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[lastwolfstanding]

My mom thought this movie was too scary for me and refused to ever let me see it.

I was 26 before I ever got to watch it. She was right, those Gelfling were scary as shit!

[dinovelvet]

[lastwolfstanding]

Holy Batman... Batman.

[bruzum]

[lastwolfstanding]

I think they forgot.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[lastwolfstanding]

It's true!!!