Story Teller

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[latenightskid]

Mark’s fans: Thank you so much for helping us through hard times, you don’t understand how much you mean to us.

Also Mark’s fans: Whore. I hope you choke on a taki. Short man. Small brain. Small dick.

[latenightskid]

My toxic trait is believing the directors of my favorite show would change the plot line just to add my self insert character to if

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[latenightskid]

Now if I was on the Invincible ||… what would I be… oh, I got it!

NAME: ROSE

ROLE: HEAD OF UNIVERSAL RELATIONS

Meet, Ru… Rose. Yeah… Rose… She’s the head of universal relations, where she attempts to keep peace between humans and other races. This includes attempting to keep Mark from digging himself a deeper grave.

[latenightskid]

Lawn Mowing Simulator, aka, Markiplier Makes: Empty Threats

[clockworkreapers]

Nothing Divine 

[latenightskid]

Psycho-Pass 2 was good you’re all just mean

[latenightskid]

“The last thing I remember her telling me was, “I’ll be with him soon”. She had spoken to her husband through Soul. If I ever meet her again, be it through Soul or my own death, it’ll be too late to apologize for not being there.

Never again.”

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[latenightskid]

Why do people still use the analogy “it’s like watching paint dry”. With the attention span our generation has today, we could probably do that. We should start saying “it’s like starting a story on Google docs”. You just sit there and stare at a blank screen brain dead for like 30 minutes. I’d rather watch paint dry.

[latenightskid]

I think the REAL question we should be asking is...

Mr. Mark I. Plier, have YOU listened to the Distractable podcast?

[latenightskid]

Time to pay tribute to a post I made a little bit ago with a similar one that still applies.

Mark: *silent on social media*

Mark: *makes a podcast*

Mark: So what’s everyone saying about my podcast?

[kaispeakshermind]

Y’know what still gets me?

This, right here.

All in the same final moment, experiencing the same final event, yet each focused on something different.

Amy looking at the channel about to be deleted, making sure the cursor is properly placed.

Ethan looking at the clock, making sure it happens at just the right moment.

And Mark, as always, holding his gaze toward the camera, wordlessly bidding a final farewell.

One eye on the cursor.

One eye on the clock.

One eye on the camera.

All eyes on the screen...

As it goes black.

What a year.

[latenightskid]

@markiplier is my biggest inspiration for story telling. If it wasn’t for Who Killed Markiplier, Wilford Motherlovin’ Warfstache, DAMIEN, A Heist With Markiplier, or just who he is as a person, I don’t think I’d be writing with as much passion as I do now. Don’t worry, I’ll live up to my potential. I won’t let you down. ❤️

Design by @discountedclown, thank you so much Finn for the design. I love you man. 🍸💛

[latenightskid]

Shoutout to the hotel room lighting for making Mark look even more insane in this video and making me genuinely uncomfortable

[friendzoned61]

Heehoo: hard mode

[damnthedead-deactivated20260114]

First design of Jackieboy Man! Thought about giving a more DC vibe, especially with his build, but I think Marvel’s SpiderMan would fit him much better. I may do another design, but I hope you enjoy!

Also, I tried the rain aesthetic! I think I done a pretty good job in it!

[markiplier]

Drippy

[latenightskid]

TEAM DRIPPYYYYY