glamour goddess

[latinaflor]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[bongcop]

[bongcop]

a happy ending! 

[feministism]

[rachelfershleiser]

[latinaflor]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[latinaflor]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

[saddest-cat-hours]

[heavensghost]

Gorgeous // Taylor swift

[foreverfrowning]

don’t usually post stuff like this but Lana is the exception 

[b-l-u-e-l-u-n-g-s]

Lana Del Rey // White Mustang

[ruinedchildhood]

[bugeyedfreaks]

[thebootydiaries]

[botanize]

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute

[tonvstarkly]

For as long as I can remember I just wanted to do what was right. I guess I’m not quite sure what that is anymore. And I thought I could throw myself back in and follow orders, serve. It’s just not the same.

[artofthecatt]